Message-ID: <24868003.1075861102777.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Fri, 11 Jan 2002 08:42:25 -0800 (PST) From: susan.bailey@enron.com To: sbailey@crusescott.com Subject: RE: 22 things all dogs need to know Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Bailey, Susan X-To: 'Steve Bailey' X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Susan_Bailey_Mar2002\Bailey, Susan\Deleted Items X-Origin: Bailey-S X-FileName: sbaile2 (Non-Privileged).pst Steve, I have not laughed so hard in long time. Thanks for the refreshing message. Several definately reminded me of Suggie. Love you. -----Original Message----- From: Steve Bailey [mailto:sbailey@crusescott.com] Sent: Friday, January 11, 2002 10:39 AM To: Bailey, Susan Subject: FW: 22 things all dogs need to know -----Original Message----- From: Judy Leslie Sent: Thursday, January 10, 2002 2:26 PM To: Steve Bailey; JDV Subject: FW: 22 things all dogs need to know 22 things all dogs need to know > > > 1. The garbage collector is not stealing my stuff. > > 2. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under > the coffee table. > > 3. If I roll my toys behind the fridge or behind the sofa, they're > gone. > > 4. I can shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE I enter the house. > > 5. I should not eat the cat's food, either before they eat it or after > they throw it up. > > 6. It is not necessary to find the few remaining pieces of clean > carpet in the house when I am about to get sick. > > 7. The bathroom wastebasket is not a cookie jar. > > 8. I should not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them. > > 9. If I chew crayons or pens, especially the red ones, my people will > think I'm hemorrhaging. > > 10. When in the car, I should not insist on having the window rolled > down when it's raining outside. > > 11. Since we do not have a doorbell, I don't have to bark each time I > hear one on TV. > > 12. I should not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all over the > backyard with it. > > 13. The sofa is not a face towel. > > 14. My head does not belong in the refrigerator. > > 15. I should not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's > driver's license and car registration. > > 16. I should not play tug-of-war with dad's underwear when he's on the > toilet. > > 17. If I eat mint-flavored dental floss out of the bathroom garbage, > my people will think I have worms when they see a string hanging out > of my butt. > 18. I am not obligated to roll around in the dirt immediately after a > bath. > > 19. The toilet bowl is not a never-ending water supply. > > 20. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is not an acceptable way of > saying hello. > > 21. The cat is not a squeaky toy, so when I play with him and he makes > that noise, it's probably not a good thing. > > 22. Cat turds are not dog candy. >