Message-ID: <16793043.1075854724201.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Fri, 30 Jun 2000 07:37:00 -0700 (PDT) From: eric.bass@enron.com To: carey.metz@enron.com, jason.bass2@compaq.com, phillip.love@enron.com, bryan.hull@enron.com, david.baumbach@enron.com, lqcolombo@aol.com, michael.walters@enron.com, matthew.lenhart@enron.com, harry.bucalo@enron.com, gary.lamphier@enron.com, o'neal.winfree@enron.com, hector.campos@enron.com, brian.hoskins@enron.com, lenine.jeganathan@enron.com, lwbthemarine@bigplanet.com, daphneco64@bigplanet.com, shanna.husser@enron.com, timothy.blanchard@enron.com Subject: Fwd: Fw: A quiz for Million Mom marchers to consider: Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Eric Bass X-To: Carey M Metz, Jason.Bass2@COMPAQ.com, Phillip M Love, Bryan Hull, David Baumbach, lqcolombo@aol.com, Michael Walters, Matthew Lenhart, Harry Bucalo, Gary W Lamphier, O'Neal D Winfree, Hector Campos, Brian Hoskins, Lenine Jeganathan, lwbthemarine@bigplanet.com, daphneco64@bigplanet.com, Shanna Husser, Timothy Blanchard X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Eric_Bass_Dec2000\Notes Folders\'sent mail X-Origin: Bass-E X-FileName: ebass.nsf ---------------------- Forwarded by Eric Bass/HOU/ECT on 06/30/2000 02:36 PM --------------------------- "Brett Lawler" on 06/30/2000 01:48:28 PM To: John9375@aol.com, CHMARGAU@aol.com, BLawler875@aol.com, m.montano@mail.utexas.edu, l.lawler@mail.utexas.edu, cll@prodigy.net, srhea@acm.org, Eric Bass/HOU/ECT@ECT cc: Subject: Fwd: Fw: A quiz for Million Mom marchers to consider: >Subject: A quiz for Million Mom marchers to consider: > > > > > > 1. Ted Kennedy, Charles Schumer and Barbara Boxer strongly denounce > > private gun ownership. Their bodyguards; however, carry: > > A. Berettas > > B. Glocks > > C. Garbage can lids > > D. Slingshots > > E. Very heavy purses > > > > 2. You and your baby daughter are awakened in the middle of the night by > > your estranged, abusive ex-husband. Although you have a restraining > > order against him, he is drunk and beats down your front door with a > > crowbar screaming, "If I can't have you, nobody can!" You should: > > A. Call Barbara Boxer. > > B. Call 911, and tell them that they should arrive within 30 >seconds. > > C. Threaten legal action. > > D. Grab a ping-pong paddle. > > E. Reason with him (maybe he was an abused child). > > > > 3. Since 1987, 34 states have enacted concealed carry laws. Violent > > crime decreased in these states and the anticipated "Dodge City" mayhem > > never materialized. Even critics were surprised. Concealed carry > > succeeded because: > > A. Sunspot activity decreased after 1987. > > B. Trigger locks rendered guns inoperative and therefore safe. > > C. Sarah Brady scared the crooks away. > > D. A healing wave of pacifism swept over the hearts of criminals in > > these 34 states. > > E. Janet Reno said that crime should stop. > > > > 4. Schools, churches, subways, and restaurants have often been > > assaulted, but rarely military bases, police stations, or shooting > > clubs. The reason for this is because: > > A. The targets aren't sitting or kneeling. > > B. VA benefits are lost if you shoot a soldier. > > C. You can't enter an army base without bumper stickers. > > D. Schools don't threaten felons with detention hall. > > E. All of the above. > > > > 5. Logic, reason, and common sense: > > A. Are irrelevant if they contradict your feelings. > > B. Should not apply to firearms. > > C. Defy opinion polls. > > D. Pale beside hysteria, fear, and political ambition. > > E. All of the above. > > > > 6. Every dictator always disarms his victims, before beginning to > > annihilate freedom loving people. The reason for this is because: > > A. Guns cause crime. > > B. Guns cause accidents > > C. Guns cause suicides > > D. Being defenseless is the only way that mothers can demonstrate > > their love for their children > > E. All of the above > > > > "Blaming guns for what happened at Columbine is like blaming spoons for > > Rosanne for being fat." > > > > 20th Century Patriot > > > ________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com