Message-ID: <31406084.1075854578544.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Mon, 4 Dec 2000 05:44:00 -0800 (PST) From: shanna.husser@enron.com To: eric.bass@enron.com, jlgaither@equilon.com, misti.day@enron.com, lhusser@aol.com, mshuggies@aol.com, scrilla364@aol.com, bonuraj@phelps.com, haynesgal@aol.com, jennmmyers@hotmail.com Subject: Redneck Nativity scene Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Shanna Husser X-To: Eric Bass, JLGaither@equilon.com, Misti Day, lhusser@aol.com, mshuggies@aol.com, scrilla364@aol.com, bonuraj@phelps.com, Haynesgal@aol.com, jennmmyers@hotmail.com X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Eric_Bass_Dec2000\Notes Folders\All documents X-Origin: Bass-E X-FileName: ebass.nsf ---------------------- Forwarded by Shanna Husser/HOU/EES on 12/04/2000 01:42 PM --------------------------- Christina Barthel 12/04/2000 01:41 PM To: Lynna Kacal/Corp/Enron@ENRON, Robert B Cothran/Corp/Enron@ENRON, Kathy Fink/Corp/Enron@ENRON, Amy Jon/HOU/ECT@ECT, Stacy Gibson/HOU/ECT@ECT, Michelle LeBlanc/Corp/Enron@ENRON, Jason Sharp/ENRON_DEVELOPMENT@ENRON_DEVELOPMENt, Leon Branom/Corp/Enron@ENRON, Kimberly Ketchum/NA/Enron@Enron, Jeanie Miller/Corp/Enron@ENRON, Raul Yzquierdo/Enron Communications@Enron Communications, Rafael Avila/HOU/EES@EES, Angie Ramirez/HOU/EES@EES, Shanna Husser/HOU/EES@EES, Dara M Flinn/HOU/EES@EES, Ching Lun/HOU/EES@EES, Kim Chick/HOU/EES@EES, Cris Crixell/HOU/EES@EES, "Jared McDaniel" , "Jaimie" , "Ashley" , "Kelly Kohrman" , "Erin" , "Misti" cc: Subject: Redneck Nativity scene hehehe ---------------------- Forwarded by Christina Barthel/HOU/EES on 12/04/2000 01:37 PM --------------------------- "Urbani, Anthony J" on 12/04/2000 12:49:35 PM To: "'Christina Barthel'" , "'Meredith Gilbert'" cc: Subject: FW: Redneck Nativity scene A salesman from New Jersey pulled off the highway to get gas in Tyler, TX recently and wandered into town to soak up the local culture. He noticed a 'Nativity Scene' that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered him however. The 3 wisemen were wearing firemens helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, he left. However, when he stopped at the E-Z Mart to get gas, he ask the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling, "You Yankees never do read the Bible!" He assured her that he did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible. She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled thru some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in his face she said See, it says right here, "The three wise men came from afar."