Message-ID: <10759564.1075854583383.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Mon, 27 Nov 2000 06:32:00 -0800 (PST) From: bthoskins@hotmail.com To: abamontb@slu.edu, alicia_sallee@hotmail.com, allie_easton@yahoo.com, b2marina@aol.com, mballases@hotmail.com, bsteinhart@yahoo.com, ebass@enron.com, hcampos@enron.com, katschott@usa.net, leninej@hotmail.com, brian.hoskins@enron.com, mpstan0@hotmail.com, roberto.martinez@enron.com, roman14@hotmail.com, kfaith24@hotmail.com Subject: Fwd: The Vote According To Dr. Suess Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: "Brian Hoskins" X-To: abamontb@slu.edu, alicia_sallee@hotmail.com, allie_easton@yahoo.com, b2marina@aol.com, mballases@hotmail.com, bsteinhart@yahoo.com, ebass@enron.com, hcampos@enron.com, katschott@usa.net, leninej@hotmail.com, brian.hoskins@enron.com, mpstan0@hotmail.com, roberto.martinez@enron.com, roman14@hotmail.com, kfaith24@hotmail.com X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Eric_Bass_Dec2000\Notes Folders\All documents X-Origin: Bass-E X-FileName: ebass.nsf >Dr. Suess on the Election: >Can we count them with our nose? >Can we count them with our toes? >Should we count them with a band? >Should we count them all by hand? >If I do not like the count, >I will simply throw them out! > >I will not let this vote count stand >I do not like them, AL GORE I am! > >Can we change these numbers here? >Can we change them, calm my fears? >What do you mean, Dubya has won? >This is not fair, this is not fun >Lets count them upside down this time >Lets count until the state is mine! > >I will not let this VOTE count stand! >I do not like it, AL GORE I am! > >I'm really ticked, I'm in a snit! >You have not heard the last of it! >I'll count the ballots one by one >And hold each one up to the sun! >I'll count, recount, and count some more! >You'll grow to hate this little chore > >But I will not, cannot let this vote count stand! >I do not like it, Al Gore I am! > >I won't leave office, I'm stayin' here! >I've glued my desk chair to my rear! >Tipper, Hillary, and Bubba too, >all telling me that I should sue! >We find the Electoral College vile! >RECOUNT the votes until I smile! > >We do not want this vote to stand! >We do not like it, AL GORE I am! > >How shall we count this ballot box? >Let's count it standing in our socks! >Shall we count this one in a tree? >And who shall count it, you or me? >We cannot, cannot count enough! >We must not stop, we must be tough! > >I do not want this vote to stand! >I do not like it AL GORE I am! > >I've counted till my fingers bleed! >And still can't fulfill my counting need! >I'll count the tiles on the floor! >I'll count, and count, and count some more! >And I will not say that I am done! >Until the counting says I've won! > >I will not let this vote count stand! >I do not like it, AL GORE I am! > >What's that? What? What are you trying to say? >You think the current count should stay? >You do not like my counting scheme? >It makes you tense, gives you bad dreams? >Foolish people, you're wrong you'll see! >You're only care should be for me! > >I WILL NOT LET THIS VOTE COUNT STAND! >I DO NOT LIKE IT. AND AL GORE I AM! > > > > ______________________________________________________________________________ _______ Get more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer download : http://explorer.msn.com