Message-ID: <23936635.1075854623715.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Wed, 12 Apr 2000 08:11:00 -0700 (PDT) From: eric.bass@enron.com To: timothy.blanchard@enron.com, bryan.hull@enron.com, o'neal.winfree@enron.com, david.baumbach@enron.com, michael.walters@enron.com, brian.hoskins@enron.com, jason.bass2@compaq.com, lwbthemarine@bigplanet.com, daphneco@prodigy.net, mballases@hotmail.com Subject: Fw: Women's conference Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Eric Bass X-To: Timothy Blanchard, Bryan Hull, O'Neal D Winfree, David Baumbach, Michael Walters, Brian Hoskins, Jason.Bass2@COMPAQ.com, lwbthemarine@bigplanet.com, daphneco@prodigy.net, mballases@hotmail.com X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Eric_Bass_Dec2000\Notes Folders\Discussion threads X-Origin: Bass-E X-FileName: ebass.nsf ---------------------- Forwarded by Eric Bass/HOU/ECT on 04/12/2000 03:10 PM --------------------------- Shanna Husser@ENRON 04/12/2000 02:30 PM To: Eric Bass/HOU/ECT@ECT cc: Subject: Fw: Women's conference I thought that you would enjoy this one in particular- considering the little joke that you like to tell me all the time. ---------------------- Forwarded by Shanna Husser/Corp/Enron on 04/13/2000 02:29 AM --------------------------- Hang Bui@ECT 04/12/2000 02:15 PM To: Binh Pham/HOU/ECT@ECT, Dana Davis/HOU/ECT@ECT, Misti Day/HOU/ECT@ECT, Shanna Husser/Corp/Enron@Enron, tbui@valv.com, mtran2@lsu.edu, tdoan2@lsu.edu, tnguy66@lsu.edu, pnguy22@lsu.edu @ ENRON cc: Subject: Fw: Women's conference ---------------------- Forwarded by Hang Bui/HOU/ECT on 04/12/2000 02:14 PM --------------------------- A Report From the 2000 World Women's Liberation Conference The first speaker, a lady from England stood up and said,"During last years' conference we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well, after the conference I went home and told my husband, Barrington,that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself! After the first day, I saw nothing. After the second day, I saw nothing.But on the third day, I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb." The crowd cheered. The second speaker, a lady from Russia stood up and said, "After last years'conference I went home and told my husband, Ivan, that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day, I saw nothing. After the second day, I saw nothing.But on the third day, I saw that he had done not only his own washing, but my washing as well." The crowd again cheered. The third speaker, a Cajun lady from Thibodaux, Louisiana, stood up and said, "Afta last years' conference, I went rat home and tole dat lazy Coonass husband'a mine, Boudreaux, dat I wadn't gonna do no mo'a his cookin', cleanin' or shoppin' and dat he wuz gonna have to do it all fer hissef." The crowd got to their feet and roared approval. When it became quiet, she continued, "And I tole'em I wadn't gonna be doin'no mo cleanin' em nasty crawfeesh, giggin' no mo boolfrogs and water dawgs, skinnin' none'a dem musrats and nutrias or check'n no mo catfeesh trotlines." The crowd went wild - the cheering and clapping lasted for at least five minutes. Well, the fust day,I didn't saw nuttin'. Afta the second day, I didn't saw nuttin'too. But afta the thud day, I could saw a little bit outta my left eye."