Message-ID: <4062684.1075854629576.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Thu, 21 Sep 2000 07:05:00 -0700 (PDT) From: eric.bass@enron.com To: david.baumbach@enron.com, kyle.etter@enron.com, kevin.bosse@enron.com, darron.giron@enron.com, phillip.love@enron.com, bryan.hull@enron.com, denver.plachy@enron.com, victor.guggenheim@enron.com, jackson.logan@enron.com Subject: Fwd: Football season is here.....this one is terrible, nonetheless, it is funny - GIG 'EM AGGIES!! Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Eric Bass X-To: David Baumbach, Kyle Etter, Kevin Bosse, Darron C Giron, Phillip M Love, Bryan Hull, Denver Plachy, Victor Guggenheim, Jackson Logan X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Eric_Bass_Dec2000\Notes Folders\Discussion threads X-Origin: Bass-E X-FileName: ebass.nsf ---------------------- Forwarded by Eric Bass/HOU/ECT on 09/21/2000 02:02 PM --------------------------- "Michael Ballases" on 09/21/2000 01:53:39 PM To: stormtrooper@fireman.net, ezra@airmail.net, bhoskins@hotmail.com, claydo40@hotmail.com, douglo@hotmail.com, ebass@enron.com, gfortunov@hotmail.com, gordomcc@rocketmail.com, hcampos@enron.com, Jason.Bass2@compaq.com, lhunsmi@hotmail.com, Lenine.Jeganathan@enron.com, shelleyzee@mail.utexas.edu, simpson_molly@hotmail.com, psamarti@austinc.edu, rz411@hotmail.com, westont@swbell.net cc: Subject: Fwd: Football season is here.....this one is terrible, nonetheless, it is funny - GIG 'EM AGGIES!! GO HORNS!!!!!!!!!!! Subject: Football season is here.....this one is terrible, nonetheless, it is funny >Good one! > >>A Longhorn fan used to amuse himself by scaring >>every A & M fan he would >>see strutting down the side of the road in their >>obnoxious burgandy and white >>colors. >> >>He would swerve his van as if to hit them, and >>then he would swerve back >>on the road just before hitting them. >> >>One day, as the van driver was driving along, he >>saw a priest. He thought >>he would do a good deed and pulled the van over. >>He asked the priest, >>"Where are you going, Father?" >> >>"I'm going to give Mass at St. Patrick's Church, >>about five miles down the road," replied the priest. >> >>"No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb >>in!" The priest climbed >>into the passenger seat, and the van continued >>down the road. >> >>Suddenly, the driver saw a A & M fan strutting >>down the road, and >>instinctively, he swerved as if to hit him. But, >>as usual, just in time, >>he swerved back to the road, narrowly missing the guy. >> >>Even though he was certain he missed the guy, he >>still heard a loud >>"THUD." Not understanding where the noise came >>from, he glanced in his mirrors, >>but he didn't see anything. >> >>He then remembered the priest, and he turned to >>the priest and said, "I'm >>sorry, Father. I almost hit that Aggie fan." >> >>"That's OK," replied the priest. "I got >> him with the door." >> >>FOOTBALL SEASON'S HERE! AND SO IT BEGINS......... >>GO LONGHORNS! >> > >_________________________________________________________________________ >Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. > >Share information about yourself, create your own public profile at >http://profiles.msn.com. > > _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. Share information about yourself, create your own public profile at http://profiles.msn.com.