Message-ID: <33504365.1075854645826.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Sun, 19 Nov 2000 23:59:00 -0800 (PST) From: shanna.husser@enron.com To: eric.bass@enron.com, christina.barthel@enron.com, lildaigs@aol.com, sroy@vistacreerk.com Subject: "HOW THE GOREINCH STOLE THE ELECTION" Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Shanna Husser X-To: Eric Bass, Christina Barthel, lildaigs@aol.com, sroy@vistacreerk.com X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Eric_Bass_Dec2000\Notes Folders\Discussion threads X-Origin: Bass-E X-FileName: ebass.nsf ---------------------- Forwarded by Shanna Husser/HOU/EES on 11/20/2000 07:58 AM --------------------------- "James A Bowman" on 11/20/2000 07:45:46 AM To: Funnies@us.ibm.com cc: Subject: "HOW THE GOREINCH STOLE THE ELECTION" "HOW THE GOREINCH STOLE THE ELECTION" > Can we count them with our nose? Can we count them with our toes? >Should we count them with a band? Should we count them all by hand? If I >do not like the count, I will simply throw them out! > > I will not let this vote count stand I do not like them, AL GORE I am! > > Can we change these numbers here? Can we change them, calm my fears? >What do you mean, Dubya has won? This is not fair, this is not fun Lets >count them upside down this time Lets count until the state is mine! > > I will not let this VOTE count stand! I do not like it, AL GORE I am! > > I'm really ticked, I'm in a snit! You have not heard the last of it! >I'll count the ballots one by one And hold each one up to the sun! I'll >count, recount, and count some more! You'll grow to hate this little chore > > But I will not, cannot let this vote count stand! I do not like it, Al >Gore I am! > > I won't leave office, I'm stayin' here! I've glued my desk chair to my >rear! Tipper, Hillary, and Bubba too, all telling me that I should sue! >We find the Electoral College vile! RECOUNT the votes until I smile! > > We do not want this vote to stand! We do not like it, AL GORE I am! > > How shall we count this ballot box? Let's count it standing in our >socks! Shall we count this one in a tree? And who shall count it, you or >me? We cannot, cannot count enough! We must not stop, we must be tough! > > I do not want this vote to stand! I do not like it AL GORE I am! > > I've counted till my fingers bleed! And still can't fulfill my counting >need! I'll count the tiles on the floor! I'll count, and count, and count >some more! And I will not say that I am done! Until the counting says >I've won! > > I will not let this vote count stand! I do not like it, AL GORE I am! > > What's that? What? What are you trying to say? You think the current >count should stay? You do not like my counting scheme? It makes you >tense, gives you bad dreams? Foolish people, you're wrong you'll see! >You're only care should be for me! > > I WILL NOT LET THIS VOTE COUNT STAND! I DO NOT LIKE IT. AND AL GORE I >AM! Regards, James A. Bowman IBM Global Accounts Payable e-Business Operations Strategy - Americas / Asia Pacific 1701North St, Endicott, NY 13760 (607) 755-5708 T/L 855-5708 FAX (607) 755-6124 bowmanja@us.ibm.com