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Date: Thu, 25 May 2000 01:26:00 -0700 (PDT)
From: eric.bass@enron.com
To: shanna.husser@enron.com
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attitude




Shanna Husser@ENRON
05/25/2000 07:52 AM
To: Eric Bass/HOU/ECT@ECT
cc:  
Subject: Re: Fwd:  

Yes- I realize that I typed it wrong after the fact- thanks.  Got my whole 
little credit card situation taken care of- they cancelled the whole account 
and are sending me a new card- not that you care.  Let me know around 5- when 
you are ready to leave for the little happy hour- and we can walk over 
together.  And- I put you last on purpose- just b/c I know it irritates you.  
:-)

Shanna


   
	
	
	From:  Eric Bass @ ECT                           05/25/2000 07:47 AM
	

To: Shanna Husser/Corp/Enron@ENRON
cc:  

Subject: Re: Fwd:  

wrong address for my brother, he doesn't work for comopaq.  and quit putting 
me last



Shanna Husser@ENRON
05/25/2000 07:30 AM
To: dtraylor@columbiaenergygroup.com, Jason.Bass2@COMOPAQ.com, Jason 
Sharp/ENRON_DEVELOPMENT@ENRON_DEVELOPMENT, ccampbel@tosco.com, Lisa 
Gillette/HOU/ECT@ECT, Joey Esperance/LON/ECT@ECT, jennifer@chescom.net, Eric 
Bass/HOU/ECT@ECT
cc:  
Subject: Fwd:


---------------------- Forwarded by Shanna Husser/Corp/Enron on 05/25/2000 
07:28 AM ---------------------------


Ashley Crump <acrump@speedgate.net> on 05/24/2000 10:03:10 PM
To: rscook@ev1.net, Kris500@aol.com, Shanna.Husser@enron.com, 
llmichel@hotmail.com, lmccray@pilot.lsus.edu
cc:  

Subject: Fwd:


Some phrases you wish you could say at work:

1. Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again...

2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

3. How about never? Is never good for you?

4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself
in  public.

5. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

6. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

7. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.

8. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

9. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

10. I have plenty of talent and vision.  I just don't give a damn.

11. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

12. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely
coincidental.

13. I'm not being rude.  You're just insignificant.

14. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

15. You sound reasonable.  Time to up the medication.

16. And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...?

17. Do I look like a people person?

18. This isn't an office.  It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

19. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

20. You!... Off my planet!

21. Does your train of thought have a caboose?

22. Errors have been made.  Others will be blamed.

23. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

24. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

25. Can I trade this job for what's behind door 1?

26. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

27. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
_____