Message-ID: <28214677.1075848313830.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Mon, 5 Feb 2001 00:56:00 -0800 (PST) From: kayne.coulter@enron.com To: jay.wills@enron.com, cyril.price@enron.com, john.kinser@enron.com, rudy.acevedo@enron.com, richard.hrabal@enron.com, juan.hernandez@enron.com, greg.trefz@enron.com, miguel.garcia@enron.com, russell.ballato@enron.com, joe.stepenovitch@enron.com, joe.errigo@enron.com, doug.miller@enron.com, larry.campbell@enron.com, keller.mayeaux@enron.com, chad.starnes@enron.com, dean.laurent@enron.com, don.baughman@enron.com, lawrence.clayton@enron.com, christopher.watts@enron.com, steve.olinde@enron.com, larry.jester@enron.com, matt.lorenz@enron.com, jason.choate@enron.com, lisa.burnett@enron.com, gerald.gilbert@enron.com, maria.valdes@enron.com, jim.homco@enron.com, gretchen.lotz@enron.com, keith.comeaux@enron.com Subject: LOL! Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Kayne Coulter X-To: Jay Wills, Cyril Price, John Kinser, Rudy Acevedo, Richard Hrabal, Juan Hernandez, Greg Trefz, Miguel L Garcia, Russell Ballato, Joe Stepenovitch, Joe Errigo, Doug Miller, Larry F Campbell, Keller Mayeaux, Chad Starnes, Dean Laurent, Don Baughman, Lawrence Clayton, Christopher Watts, Steve Olinde, Larry Jester, Matt Lorenz, Jason Choate, Lisa Burnett, Gerald Gilbert, Maria Valdes, Jim Homco, Gretchen Lotz, Keith Comeaux X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Edward_Baughman_Nov2001\Notes Folders\All documents X-Origin: BAUGHMAN-E X-FileName: dbaughm.nsf ---------------------- Forwarded by Kayne Coulter/HOU/ECT on 02/05/2001 08:58 AM --------------------------- Gary and Donna Holtz on 02/05/2001 08:43:58 AM To: Grandma Grandpa cc: Subject: LOL! Note: forwarded message attached. __________________________________________________ Get personalized email addresses from Yahoo! Mail - only $35 a year! http://personal.mail.yahoo.com/ X-Apparently-To: dgholtz@yahoo.com via web206 Received: from web204 (HELO web204.mail.yahoo.com) (128.11.68.104) by mta117.mail.yahoo.com with SMTP; 03 Feb 2001 06:52:14 -0800 (PST) Received: (qmail 26134 invoked by uid 60001); 3 Feb 2001 14:52:13 -0000 Message-ID: <20010203145213.26133.qmail@web204.mail.yahoo.com> Received: from [209.255.164.184] by web204.mail.yahoo.com; Sat, 03 Feb 2001 06:52:13 PST Date: Sat, 3 Feb 2001 06:52:13 -0800 (PST) From: Gary and Donna Holtz Subject: LOL! To: dgholtz@yahoo.com MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Length: 1583 A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out "Business trip or vacation?" She turns, smiles and says, "Business. I'm going to the annual "Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago." He swallows hard. Here is the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen sitting next to him and she's going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asks, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer", she says. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really", he says, "what myths are those?" "Well", she explains, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent. However, we have found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern Redneck." Suddenly the woman becomes a little uncomfortable and blushes. "I'm sorry", she says. "I shouldn't be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name!" "Tonto", the man says, "Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba." __________________________________________________ Get personalized email addresses from Yahoo! Mail - only $35 a year! http://personal.mail.yahoo.com/