Message-ID: <28513984.1075862595250.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Sun, 18 Nov 2001 15:47:48 -0800 (PST) From: shannontyer@email.msn.com To: marshall.mary@enron.com, tracey.kari@enron.com, don.baughman@enron.com Subject: Fw: one of the all-time best comeback lines ever Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable X-From: "shannontyer" @ENRON X-To: Mary Marshall , LilFriz@aol.com, Lee Anne Baker , Kari Tracey , Baughman Jr., Don X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \DBAUGHM (Non-Privileged)\Baughman Jr., Don\Deleted Items X-Origin: Baughman-D X-FileName: DBAUGHM (Non-Privileged).pst =20 ----- Original Message ----- =20 From: Keith Curington =20 To: bejovial@mindspring.com =20 Sent: Thursday, October 11, 2001 9:02 AM Subject: one of the all-time best comeback lines ever Regardless of how you feel about gun laws, you have to love this one! On = the radio the other day, there was one of the all-time best comeback line= s ever. [Note: This is an exact replication of National Public Radio (NP= R) interview between a female broadcaster and US Army General Reinwald wh= o was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installati= on.] FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going= to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL REINWALD: = We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting. FEM= ALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? GENERAL = REINWALD: I don't see why. They'll be properly supervised on the rifle ra= nge. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly danger= ous activity to be teaching children? GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how.= We will be teaching the proper rifle discipline before they even touch a= firearm. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violen= t killers. GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, b= ut you're not one, are you? The radio went silent and the interview end= ed. Go Army! =09 Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com