Message-ID: <13216403.1075840328456.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Wed, 30 Jan 2002 09:28:09 -0800 (PST) From: edo711@hotmail.com Subject: Fwd: FW: Drankin Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: "Edwin Ordonez" @ENRON X-To: acostlow@home.com, agudelo2@yahoo.com, curtisbrad@hotmail.com, Baughman Jr., Don , eddieshell2@hotmail.com, fol_hem@shsu.edu, JasonOrdonez@aol.com, lenamonj@aol.com, Rwdowns4@aol.com, soulwedgie@yahoo.com, tbanks@cbre.com, tstauch@mmb-law.com X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \ExMerge - Baughman Jr., Don\Deleted Items X-Origin: BAUGHMAN-D X-FileName: don baughman 6-25-02.PST >From: "Ordonez, Edwin" >To: "'edo711@hotmail.com'" >Subject: FW: Drankin >Date: Wed, 30 Jan 2002 12:19:53 -0500 > > > >-----Original Message----- >From: Murphy, Dan >Sent: Wednesday, January 30, 2002 11:46 AM >To: Joyce, Michael; Hogarth, Josh; Ordonez, Edwin; O'Mara, Robert >Subject: Drankin > > > > > Two buddies, Ralph and Rob, are getting very drunk at a bar when > > suddenly > > Rob throws up all over himself. "Oh, no. Now Jane will kill me!" > > > > Ralph says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast > > pocket, > > tell Jane that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for > > the > > dry cleaning bill." > > > > So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker. > > Eventually > > Rob rolls into home and his wife Jane starts to give him a > > bad time. "You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My > > God, > > you're disgusting!" > > > > Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, Rob says, "Now wain aminit, > > I > > can e'splain everything! Itsh not what you think. I only had a couple > > drinks. But this other guy got sick on me ... he'd had one too many > > and > > he > > just couldn't hold his liquor. He said he was very sorry an' gave me > > twenty > > bucks for the cleaning bill!" > > > > Jane looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is forty bucks." > > > > Oh, yeah...I almos' forgot, he shit in my pants, too." > > > > _________________________________________________________________ Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: http://messenger.msn.com