Message-ID: <25117792.1075862597081.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Mon, 12 Nov 2001 06:56:33 -0800 (PST) From: jebert@eadslink.com To: hardin.tolan@enron.com, howell.stacy@enron.com, koonce.sandi@enron.com, dad.mom@enron.com, snapka.gerald@enron.com, don.baughman@enron.com, bennett.dawn@enron.com, nobles.david@enron.com, kubala.david@enron.com, snapka.cindy@enron.com, bomba.alayne@enron.com Subject: FW: Isn't it Funny Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Joe Ebert @ENRON X-To: Tolan Hardin , Stacy Howell , Sandi Koonce , Mom & Dad , Gerald Snapka , Baughman Jr., Don , Dawn Bennett , David Nobles , David Kubala , Cindy Snapka , Alayne Bomba X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \DBAUGHM (Non-Privileged)\Baughman Jr., Don\Inbox X-Origin: Baughman-D X-FileName: DBAUGHM (Non-Privileged).pst Joe Ebert Account Manager The EADS Company Office: 361-883-5469 Fax: 361-883-5408 Cell: 361-774-8698 e-mail: jebert@eadslink.com -----Original Message----- From: Scott Esparza [mailto:sesparza@eadslink.com] Sent: Monday, November 12, 2001 8:39 AM To: Carol McElroy; Joe Ebert; Linda Scott; Andy Richardson; Maurice Galindo; Walt Collier Subject: FW: Isn't it Funny -----Original Message----- From: sunbelt [mailto:sunbelt@hic.net] Sent: Monday, November 12, 2001 8:28 AM To: Kevin Julie Meagan and Kyle Weisshahn; Kimberly Wade; Ellen Smolik; Eric Schodde; Stephen Roberts; J Poehlman; Nielsen, Nyles; Mickey McDonald; Jan McDonald; Linda McDonald; Keith Knobloch; Curt Knobloch; 'Scott Esparza'; Tim Donovan; Ronelle Donovan; Rick Donovan; Karin Donovan; Gregg Donovan; Chris Donovan; Troy Delmer; Barentine Barry Subject: FW: Isn't it Funny -----Original Message----- From: ZJMomma@aol.com [mailto:ZJMomma@aol.com] Sent: Sunday, November 04, 2001 7:49 PM To: sargeandpeg@fbcc.com; f0rt_bragg@hotmail.com; lcurlinb@earthlink.net; jerm-chrisi@juno.com; noelle@tca.net; bsaond@hotmail.com; talmid@tca.net; BoruuMajor@aol.com Subject: Isn't it Funny Do you think YOU will pass it on??? One day Satan and Jesus were having a conversation. Satan had just come from the Garden of Eden, and he was gloating and boasting. "Yes, sir, I just caught the world full of people down there. Set me a trap, used bait I knew they couldn't resist. Got 'em all!" "What are you going to do with them?" Jesus asked. Satan replied, "Oh, I'm gonna have fun! I'm gonna teach them how to marry and divorce each other, how to hate and abuse each other, how to drink and smoke and curse. I'm gonna teach them how to invent guns and bombs and kill each other. I'm really gonna have fun!" "And what will you do when you get done with them?" Jesus asked. "Oh, I'll kill 'em," Satan glared proudly. "How much do you want for them?" Jesus asked. "Oh, you don't want those people. They ain't no good. Why, you'll take them and they'll just hate you. They'll spit on you, curse you and kill you!! You don't want those people!!" "How much?" He asked again. Satan looked at Jesus and sneered, "All your tears, and all your blood." Jesus said, "DONE!" Then He paid the price. Isn't it funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world's going to hell. Isn't it funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says. Isn't it funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, think, say, or do anything the Bible says. Or is it scary? Isn't it funny how someone can say "I believe in God" but still follow Satan (who, by the way, also "believes" in God). Isn't it funny how you can send a thousand jokes through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing. Isn't it funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but the public discussion of Jesus is suppressed in the school and workplace. > Isn't it funny how someone can be so fired up for Christ on Sunday, but be an invisible Christian the rest of the week. Are you laughing? Isn't it funny how when you go to forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it to them. Isn't it funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me than what God thinks of me. Will YOU pass this on? I did.