Message-ID: <19429390.1075855134368.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Wed, 12 Dec 2001 12:41:16 -0800 (PST) From: rpearson@oilstates.com To: hurley.reese@enron.com, weaver.kristyn@enron.com, pearson.ken@enron.com, don.baughman@enron.com Subject: FW: Rich, Lonely Widow Seeks......... Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: "Robert Pearson" @ENRON X-To: Reese Hurley , Kristyn Weaver , KEN PEARSON , Baughman Jr., Don X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Edward_Baughman_Jan2002\Baughman Jr., Don\Inbox X-Origin: Baughman-E X-FileName: dbaughm (Non-Privileged).pst -----Original Message----- From: April Page [mailto:apage@oilstates.com] Sent: Wednesday, December 12, 2001 2:08 PM To: Enetric Williams (E-mail); Erica Mathis (E-mail); John Schwebel (E-mail); Jody Autrey (E-mail); Magdalena Weyrich (E-mail); Robert Pearson (E-mail); Rudy Leal (E-mail); Tammie Stuckey (E-mail); RECOLLARD@YAHOO.COM; SAD1249@AOL.COM Subject: FW: Rich, Lonely Widow Seeks......... -----Original Message----- From: Jennifer Tharp [mailto:Jennifer.Tharp@UBC.org] Sent: Wednesday, December 12, 2001 2:11 PM To: Page (E-mail) Subject: FW: Rich, Lonely Widow Seeks......... Jennifer Tharp Student Ministry Assistant 281-488-8517 x 332 -----Original Message----- From: Sue Reno [mailto:sue730@yahoo.com] Sent: Wednesday, December 12, 2001 1:53 PM To: Poppa Jack; Jennifer Tharp Subject: Rich, Lonely Widow Seeks......... > A rich, lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life, so she > placed a personal ad that read: > > RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH THE FOLLOWING > QUALIFICATIONS: > > 1. WON'T BEAT ME UP > 2. WON'T RUN AWAY > 3. HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED > > For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell rang > constantly, she received tons of mail ... all to no avail. None of the men > seemed to meet her qualifications. > > Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man > with no arms and no legs lying on the welcome mat. Perplexed, she asked, > "Who are you and what do you want?" > > "Hi," said the man "Your search is over, for I am the man of your dreams. > I've got no arms, so I can't beat you up and I've got no legs, so I can't run > away. > > The old woman asked, "What makes you think you're so great in bed?" > > To which he replied, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?" > "The tongue must be heavy indeed because so few people can hold it." Sue Reno _____ Do You Yahoo!? Check out Yahoo! Shopping and Yahoo! Auctions for all of your holiday gifts!