Message-ID: <8667965.1075840348027.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Thu, 3 Jan 2002 12:45:17 -0800 (PST) From: don.baughman@enron.com To: chris.dorland@enron.com, jason.choate@enron.com, patrick.hanse@enron.com, john.kinser@enron.com, l..garcia@enron.com, dean.laurent@enron.com, larry.valderrama@enron.com, russell.ballato@enron.com, kayne.coulter@enron.com, e-mail <.david@enron.com>, e-mail <.don@enron.com>, e-mail <.edwin@enron.com>, e-mail <.frank@enron.com>, e-mail <.jason@enron.com>, e-mail <.jay@enron.com>, e-mail <.jeff@enron.com>, e-mail <.joe@enron.com>, e-mail <.joe@enron.com>, e-mail <.kari@enron.com>, e-mail <.kenneth@enron.com>, e-mail <.marc@enron.com>, e-mail <.mark@enron.com>, e-mail <.matt@enron.com>, e-mail <.patty@enron.com>, e-mail <.paul@enron.com>, e-mail <.randy@enron.com>, e-mail <.reagan@enron.com>, e-mail <.reid@enron.com>, e-mail <.richard@enron.com>, e-mail <.scott@enron.com>, e-mail <.scott@enron.com>, e-mail <.scott@enron.com>, e-mail <.sean@enron.com>, e-mail <.shannon@enron.com>, e-mail <.travis@enron.com>, e-mail <.travis@enron.com>, e-mail <.tre@enron.com>, e-mail <.wayne@enron.com> Subject: FW: the newlyweds Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Baughman Jr., Don X-To: Dorland, Chris , Choate, Jason , Hanse, Patrick , Kinser, John , Garcia, Miguel L. , Laurent, Dean , Valderrama, Larry , Ballato, Russell , Coulter, Kayne , David Nobles (E-mail) , Don Baughman Sr. (E-mail) , Edwin Ordonez (E-mail) , Frank Soto (E-mail) , Jason Moore (E-mail) , Jay Purdom (E-mail) , Jeff Lenamon (E-mail) , Joe Ebert (E-mail) , Joe Kuehler (E-mail) , Kari Tracey (E-mail) , Kenneth Schall (E-mail) , Marc Stewart (E-mail) , Mark Doggett (E-mail) , Matt Doggett (E-mail) , Patty Polensky (E-mail) , Paul Henry (E-mail) , Randy Doggett (E-mail) , Reagan Marshall (E-mail) , Reid Stavinoha (E-mail) , Richard Hrabal (E-mail) , Scott Sims (E-mail) , Scott Smith (E-mail) , Scott Tichavsky (E-mail) , Sean Patrick Tracey (E-mail) , Shannon Tyer (E-mail) , Travis Baughman (E-mail) , Travis Baughman (E-mail) , Tre Banks (E-mail) , Wayne Herndon (E-mail) X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \ExMerge - Baughman Jr., Don\Sent Items X-Origin: BAUGHMAN-D X-FileName: don baughman 6-25-02.PST > A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, > although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party > with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right > back..." > "Where are you going, coochy cooh...?" asked the wife. > "I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer." > The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the > refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 > different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc. > The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think > of saying was, "Yes, loolie loolie...but at the bar.... you know...they > have frozen glasses..." > He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by > saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug > out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it. > > The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar > they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be > long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?" > "You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out > 15 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in a blanket, > mushroom caps, pork strips, etc. > "But sweet honey...at the bar...you know...there's swearing, dirty words > and all that..." > "You want dirty words, cutie pie?"... > ..."LISTEN, DICKHEAD! DRINK YOUR FUCKING BEER IN YOUR GOD-DAMN FROZEN MUG > AND EAT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! > .....GOT IT, ASSHOLE?!!" >