Message-ID: <16324052.1075856126510.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Wed, 28 Mar 2001 00:24:00 -0800 (PST) From: sandra.brawner@enron.com To: jons@amerexenergy.com Subject: Fw: Fw: TIGHT SKIRTS AND TEXANS Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Sandra F Brawner X-To: jons@amerexenergy.com X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Sandra_Brawner_Jun2001\Notes Folders\Discussion threads X-Origin: Brawner-S X-FileName: sbrawne.nsf ---------------------- Forwarded by Sandra F Brawner/HOU/ECT on 03/28/2001 08:10 AM --------------------------- "susan schnitzer" on 03/27/2001 04:44:45 PM To: "sandra brawner" , "pam anderson" cc: Subject: Fw: Fw: TIGHT SKIRTS AND TEXANS -----Original Message----- From: mizzjodi@juno.com To: julie615@optonline.net ; hanaone@aol.com ; bbron58584@aol.com ; lcbron@aol.com ; giannini_sa@williscorroon.com ; danielle.karwoski@dowjones.com ; skaszer@hotmail.com ; preventdk@dellmail.com ; leanne_michalek@njb.uscourts.gov ; bposkitt@sprintmail.com ; kjposkitt@aol.com ; poskitt@worldnet.att.net ; msawatka@hotmail.com ; s.schnitzer@worldnet.att.net Date: Monday, March 26, 2001 2:04 PM Subject: Fw: Fw: TIGHT SKIRTS AND TEXANS >> > >TIGHT SKIRTS AND TEXANS >> > > > > > > > > > > In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful >young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight >leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. > >As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware >that her >skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the >first step on the >bus. Slightly embarrassed, and with a quick smile to the bus > driver, she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little, thinking >that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again she tried >to make the step on to the bus only to discover she still > couldn't. > >So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached >behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more and, for a second time >attempted the step. >Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her >leg because of the tight skirt. With a coy little smile to the driver, >she > again unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack and again >was unable to make the step. > >About this time, the big Texan behind her in line picked >her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the top step of >the >> bus. > She went absolutely ballistic and turned on the would-be >hero, screeching at him. "How dare you touch my body!! >I don't even know who you > are!" > > At this, the Texan drawled, "Well Ma'am, normally I >would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda >figured that we was friends." >> > > > > > > > > >________________________________________________ >Do You Yahoo!? >Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com > >