Message-ID: <19813209.1075856129556.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Wed, 17 Jan 2001 07:38:00 -0800 (PST) From: sandra.brawner@enron.com To: jons@amerexenergy.com Subject: Fw: IT'S GOOD TO BE A MAN Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Sandra F Brawner X-To: jons@amerexenergy.com X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Sandra_Brawner_Jun2001\Notes Folders\Sent X-Origin: Brawner-S X-FileName: sbrawne.nsf ---------------------- Forwarded by Sandra F Brawner/HOU/ECT on 01/17/2001 03:28 PM --------------------------- "Pamela Anderson" on 01/17/2001 01:59:09 PM To: "Sandra Brawner" cc: Subject: Fw: IT'S GOOD TO BE A MAN Sandra, I think you will enjoy this one. I can see you giggling right now. Pam ----- Original Message ----- From: Sue Caldwell To: Pam Anderson Sent: Wednesday, January 17, 2001 12:54 PM Subject: Fw: IT'S GOOD TO BE A MAN > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Steve Tietjen" > To: "Abbey Lynch" ; "Brenda & Don Ott" > ; "Cal & Lisa" ; "Debbie Kerinke" > ; "Diane JENSEN" ; "Ed & Jan > Boykin" ; "Frank Stasko" ; "Kelly > Lynch" ; "Kenney Turnbaugh" ; > "Leslie Freedman" ; "Marty Scott" > ; "Sandee DeVore" ; "Steve Wilbur" > ; "Sue" ; "Terry Lackey" > > Sent: Wednesday, January 17, 2001 11:20 AM > Subject: FW: IT'S GOOD TO BE A MAN > > > > > > > > > IT'S GOOD TO BE A MAN > > > > > > >Your last name stays put. > > > > >The garage is all yours. > > > > >Wedding plans take care of themselves. > > > > >Chocolate is just another snack. > > > > >You can be president. > > > > >You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. > > > > >Car mechanics tell you the truth. > > > > >You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. > > > > >Same work...more pay. > > > > >Wrinkles add character. > > > > >Wedding Dress $5,000; Tux rental $100. > > > > >People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. > > > > >New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. > > > > >One mood, ALL the damn time. > > > > >A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. > > > > >You can open all your own jars. > > > > >You can kill your own food. > > > > >You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. > > > > >Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. > > > > >Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. > > > > >You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little > gift. > > > > >If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just > might > > > > >become lifelong friends. > > > > >You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors. > > > > >You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a > bolt. > > > > >You almost never have strap problems in public. > > > > >You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. > > > > >The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. > > > > >You don't have to shave below your neck. > > > > >One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. > > > > >You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife. > > > > >You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. > > > > >Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives on December > > > > >24th, in 45 minutes. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > - > > > >