Message-ID: <28290720.1075856128836.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Mon, 2 Apr 2001 04:51:00 -0700 (PDT) From: sandra.brawner@enron.com To: kennethbrawner@msn.com Subject: Fw: Wednesday Laugh Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Sandra F Brawner X-To: Kennethbrawner@msn.com X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Sandra_Brawner_Jun2001\Notes Folders\Sent X-Origin: Brawner-S X-FileName: sbrawne.nsf ---------------------- Forwarded by Sandra F Brawner/HOU/ECT on 04/02/2001 11:37 AM --------------------------- "Jon Schnitzer" on 03/28/2001 09:27:20 AM To: "susan schnitzer" , "Sandra F Brawner" , "keith taylor" , "lance jordan" , "john shaw" , "jeremy davis" , "david dunnavandt" , "anrew o ertel" cc: Subject: Fw: Wednesday Laugh ----- Original Message ----- From: "Gabriela Rehlinger" Sent: Wednesday, March 28, 2001 9:01 AM Subject: FW: Wednesday Laugh > > Fishing Trip > > A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department > > store looking for a job. The manager says, "Do you have any sales > > experience?" <<...OLE_Obj...>> > > The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas." > > <<...OLE_Obj...>> > > > > Well, the boss liked the kid, so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. > > I'll come down after we close and see how you did." <<...OLE_Obj...>> > > > > His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store > > was locked up, the boss came down. "How many sales did you make today?" > > <<...OLE_Obj...>> > > > > The kid says, "One." The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 > > or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?" <<...OLE_Obj...>> Kid > > says, "$101,237.64." Boss says, "$101,237.64? What did you sell him?" > > <<...OLE_Obj...>> > > > > Kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium > > fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new > > fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down > > at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to > > the boat department, and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he > > said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to > > the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Blazer." > > > > The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a > > boat and truck?" > > > > Kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife, and I > > said, 'Well, since your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing.'" > > <<...OLE_Obj...>> > > > >