Message-ID: <10691427.1075857909355.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Wed, 18 Apr 2001 08:26:00 -0700 (PDT) From: larry.campbell@enron.com To: john.kinser@enron.com, robertmun@hotmail.com Subject: Fwd: Re: given a dog a bath Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ANSI_X3.4-1968 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Larry F Campbell X-To: JOHN.KINSER@ENRON.COM, robertmun@hotmail.com X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Larry_Campbell_Jun2001\Notes Folders\Discussion threads X-Origin: Campbell-L X-FileName: lcampbel.nsf ---------------------- Forwarded by Larry F Campbell/NA/Enron on 04/18/2001 03:25 PM --------------------------- Chad Starnes on 04/18/2001 11:09:24 AM To: russballato@hotmail.com, lcampbel@enron.com, dbaughm@enron.com cc: Subject: Fwd: Re: given a dog a bath Note: forwarded message attached. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Auctions - buy the things you want at great prices http://auctions.yahoo.com/ ----- Message from Crayton Davidson on Wed, 18 Apr 2001 08:48:12 -0700 (PDT) ----- To: Mark Reagan , chaz cc: Conrad Van Tienhoven , Mickey West , chubick , dport , hardhat , kent , money , payne , sameashim , taco Subject: Re: given a dog a bath I save this for times when my bretheren need it. It's a classic that should never be deleted. Enjoy. CD > The Teabagging > The all time classic maneuver of tapping your cock on her forehead whilst > she is sucking on your balls, and uttering the timeless phrase ''Who's > Your daddy'' > > The Houdini > Going at it doggy-style until you are just about to come, > then pull out and spit on her back so she thinks that you > have. When she turns around a blast is unleashed into her face and she is > left shocked > and amazed, wondering how you managed it. > > The Angry Dragon > Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, > smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. > When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon. > > Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch > The once in a lifetime act of blowing a hot steamy load down > the back of a girl's throat and then proceeding to give her a large cold > bottle of your favorite carbonated drink, making her guzzle > it down. Then, shake her head vigorously back and forth to > create the Cum Guzzling, Sperm Burping effect. A great way to impress > your friends. > > Dirty Sanchez > A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggy-style, you > insert your finger into her asshole. You then pull it out and wipe it > across her upper lip, leaving a thin shit moustache. 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