Message-ID: <4775865.1075857881333.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Tue, 21 Nov 2000 00:33:00 -0800 (PST) From: richard.hrabal@enron.com To: joe.errigo@enron.com, jay.wills@enron.com, don.baughman@enron.com, rudy.acevedo@enron.com, cyril.price@enron.com, john.kinser@enron.com, larry.jester@enron.com, jason.choate@enron.com, juan.hernandez@enron.com, wayne.herndon@enron.com, lawrence.clayton@enron.com, kayne.coulter@enron.com, chad.starnes@enron.com, keller.mayeaux@enron.com, joe.stepenovitch@enron.com, miguel.garcia@enron.com, russell.ballato@enron.com, larry.campbell@enron.com Subject: OCTIPIE Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Richard Hrabal X-To: Joe Errigo, Jay Wills, Don Baughman, Rudy Acevedo, Cyril Price, John Kinser, Larry Jester, Jason Choate, Juan Hernandez, Wayne Herndon, Lawrence Clayton, Kayne Coulter, Chad Starnes, Keller Mayeaux, Joe Stepenovitch, Miguel L Garcia, Russell Ballato, Larry F Campbell X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Larry_Campbell_Dec2000\Notes Folders\Notes inbox X-Origin: Campbell-L X-FileName: lcampbel.nsf A little humor for your Tuesday morning..... LATE > > > > > > >A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a > > >stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented > octopus. > > > > > >He can play any musical instrument in the world. > > >He hears everyone in the crowd laughing at him, calling him an idiot, > etc. > > >so he says > > >that he will wager $50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus > > >can't play. > > > > > >A guy walks up to the bar with a guitar and sits it beside the octopus. > > >The octopus picks up the guitar and starts playing better than Jimmy > > >Hendrix, just rippin' it > > >up. > > >So the man pays his $50.00 > > > > > >Another guy walks up with a trumpet. The octopus plays the trumpet > > >better than Dizzie Gillespie. > > > > > >So the man pays his $50.00 > > > > > >A Scotsman named Stuart walks up to the bar with a set of bagpipes. He > > >sits them down beside the octopus. The octopus fumbles with it for a > while > > >and > > >sits it down with a confused look on his face. > > > > > >"Ha!" the Stuart says. "Ye canna' play it, can ye?" > > > > > >The octopus looks up at the Scotsman and says, "Play it? I'm going to > > >fuck it as soon as I can figure how to get its pajamas off" > > > > > > > > > > >