Message-ID: <17706421.1075857921705.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Tue, 22 May 2001 08:30:00 -0700 (PDT) From: don.baughman@enron.com To: kayne.coulter@enron.com, john.kinser@enron.com, patrick.hanse@enron.com, rudy.acevedo@enron.com, larry.jester@enron.com, juan.hernandez@enron.com, joe.errigo@enron.com, dean.laurent@enron.com, doug.miller@enron.com, chad.starnes@enron.com, joe.stepenovitch@enron.com, larry.campbell@enron.com, christopher.watts@enron.com, juan.padron@enron.com, steve.olinde@enron.com, mauricio.trejo@enron.com, benjamin.rogers@enron.com, dustin.collins@enron.com, narsimha.misra@enron.com Subject: FW: Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Don Baughman X-To: Kayne Coulter, John Kinser, Patrick Hanse, Rudy Acevedo, Larry Jester, Juan Hernandez, Joe Errigo, Dean Laurent, Doug Miller, Chad Starnes, Joe Stepenovitch, Larry F Campbell, Christopher Watts, Juan Padron, Steve Olinde, Mauricio Trejo, Benjamin Rogers, Dustin Collins, Narsimha Misra X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Larry_Campbell_Jun2001\Notes Folders\Notes inbox X-Origin: Campbell-L X-FileName: lcampbel.nsf CELEBRITY QUOTES (and there's no truth to the rumor that these quotes > came from Marc Stewart): > "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole > relationships." > Sharon Stone > > Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're > in." > Courtney Cox Monica on "Friends" > > "I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in > poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are > apparently doing quite well for themselves." > Jerry Garcia (Grateful Dead) > > "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, > but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." > Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady) > > "ah, yes, divorce..., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's > genitals through his wallet." > Robin Williams > > "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." > Billy Crystal > > "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't > like and just give her a house." > Rod Stewart > > "On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other > hand, we can open all our own jars." > Bruce Willis (On the difference between men and women) > > "And God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything > on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on > Satan." > George Burns > > "My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's > reading." > Steve Jobs (Founder: Apple Computers) > > "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. > Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." > Tiger Woods > > "Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment > turns the state into a gay dungeon-master." > Rev. Jesse Jackson > > "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." > Jack Nicholson > > "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the > only time of the month that I can be myself." > Roseanne > > "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable > undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other > women. They say that women are too judgmental, whereas, of course, men > are just grateful." > Robert De Niro > > "In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. > Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough > attention to women's breasts?" > Hugh Grant > > "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are > having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe > swelling. So what's the problem?" > Dustin Hoffman > > "When the sun comes up, I have morals again." > Elizabeth Taylor > > "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I > know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.'" > Jerry Seinfield > > AND THE NUMBER ONE QUOTE IS > "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only > enough blood to run one at a time." > Robin Williams > >