Message-ID: <10234888.1075851912796.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Mon, 18 Sep 2000 08:18:00 -0700 (PDT) From: rick.cates@enron.com To: chris.bailey@enron.com, danny.hostetler@enron.com, dale.korver@enron.com, ed.lawrence@enron.com, todd.ingalls@enron.com, stan.nelson@enron.com, mike.peschka@enron.com, vern.taylor@enron.com, john.gormley@enron.com, jeff.hamlin@enron.com, steven.haug@enron.com, danny.holguin@enron.com, gary.numedahl@enron.com, steve.tarter@enron.com, al.vandarwarka@enron.com, jon.wernette@enron.com, ron.beidelman@enron.com, larry.campbell@enron.com, rick.loveless@enron.com, ron.harkrader@enron.com, leo.nichols@enron.com, mike.riedel@enron.com, butch.russell@enron.com, john.rose@enron.com, dan.dobbins@enron.com, ronnie.brickman@enron.com, larry.craddock@enron.com, willie.cowart@enron.com, jackie.hewett@enron.com, rick.kile@enron.com, george.kneisley@enron.com, dan.mowrer@enron.com, ben.tanner@enron.com, sammy.williams@enron.com, dianne.unruh@enron.com, ccgerald@hotmail.com, ccgerald@tx.freei.net, gagerald@hotmail.com, clessieg@yahoo.com, bhoward@pan-tex.net, glhare@oees.com, clyndsey@hotmail.com, ryandc18@yahoo.com, cvcates@yahoo.com Subject: Fw: Clinton Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Rick Cates X-To: Chris Bailey, Danny Hostetler, Dale Korver, Ed Lawrence, Todd Ingalls, Stan Nelson, Mike Peschka, Vern Taylor, John Gormley, Jeff Hamlin, Steven Haug, Danny Holguin, Gary Numedahl, Steve Tarter, Al Vandarwarka, Jon Wernette, Ron Beidelman, Larry Campbell, Rick Loveless, Ron Harkrader, Leo Nichols, Mike Riedel, Butch Russell, John W Rose, Dan Dobbins, Ronnie Brickman, Larry Craddock, Willie Cowart, Jackie Hewett, Rick Kile, George Kneisley, Dan Mowrer, Ben Tanner, Sammy Williams, Dianne Unruh, ccgerald@hotmail.com, ccgerald@tx.freei.net, gagerald@hotmail.com, clessieg@yahoo.com, bhoward@pan-tex.net, glhare@oees.com, clyndsey@hotmail.com, ryandc18@yahoo.com, cvcates@yahoo.com X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Larry_Campbell_Nov2001_1\Notes Folders\Personnal X-Origin: CAMPBELL-L X-FileName: lcampbe.nsf > > > > Dear Mr. President, > > > > I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, > > > > "Thank me, I voted for Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected > on > > > > that and > > > > I am sending my "Thank you" for what you have done, specifically: > > > > > > > > 1. Thank you for introducing us to Gennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, > Monica > > > > Lewinsky, > > > > Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and, of course, Juanita > > Broaddrick, > > > > who told > > > > NBC that you raped her. Are there any others that we should know > about? > > > > > > > > 2. Thank you for teaching my 8-year-old about oral sex. I had really > > > > planned to wait > > > > until he was about 10 or so to discuss it with him, but now he knows > > more > > > > about it than > > > > I did as a senior in college. The cigar thing was also neat for the > > kids. > > > > > > > > 3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place > > > > (especially the > > > > White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know is what > the > > > > meaning of "IS" > > > > is. It really is great to know that certain sexual acts are not sex > and > > > one > > > > person may have sex > > > > while the other one involved does NOT have sex. Monica said > frequently > > > > while you were on the > > > > phone, she would work at one end, and you at the other. > > > > What productivity! > > > > > > > > 4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new > > > > generation and > > > > demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag The Dog" > could > > be > > > > plausible after > > > > all. The people of the Sudan, Afghanistan and Serbia are all running > to > > > > rent the > > > > video, now that you made them part of the story. > > > > > > > > 5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look > > > > graceful, Richard > > > > Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy > look > > > > moral. > > > > > > > > 6. Thank you for the 72 House and Senate witnesses who have pleaded > > the > > > > 5th Amendment > > > > and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying about > > > > Democrat campaign fund raising. > > > > > > > > 7. Thank you for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonments > > from > > > > the Whitewater > > > > "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so > far) > > in > > > > the other "Clinton" > > > > scandals. > > > > > > > > 8. Thanks for remembering the families of many deceased people who > > once > > > > were your friends, > > > > who served you and died so young and suddenly: Vince Foster, Jerry > > Parks, > > > > Ron Brown, Admiral > > > > Boorda, Les Aspin, Barbara Alice Wiese, Mary Mahoney, Jim McDougal > et > > al. > > > > > > > > 9. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of > > our > > > > foreign policy, and > > > > for providing no real missile defense system for the American > people. > > > Thank > > > > you for sharing > > > > with our Chinese friends all of our nuclear weapon designs, the > > > > supercomputer technology to > > > > build such weapons, the ballistic missile technology so they can > have > > more > > > > accurate missiles, > > > > and the encryption technology so they can keep it all secret too. > > > > > > > > 10. You are amazing visiting all those countries! Thank you for > flying > > > all > > > > over the world on > > > > "vacations" carefully disguised as necessary trips. It's wonderful, > too, > > > > how you have surpassed > > > > every other president in the size of your entourage on these trips: > 75 > > > > jumbo jets, 2000 guests to > > > > China alone. Your Africa entourage also was remarkable and it was > nice > > of > > > > you to bring Betty > > > > Currie. She needed a break from testifying before the grand jury. > > > > > > > > Please give my regards to Hillary, when/if you see her. Tell her I'm > > > > working on a "Thank > > > > You" letter for her. > > > > > > > > Looking forward to January 2001, > > > > Average Joe >