Message-ID: <12431155.1075858197280.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Wed, 13 Sep 2000 03:16:00 -0700 (PDT) From: mike.carson@enron.com To: susan@metronet.com, carson@us.ibm.com, trpape@aol.com, tpape@satake-usa.com Subject: NU joke Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Mike Carson X-To: susan@metronet.com, carson@us.ibm.com, Trpape@aol.com, tpape@satake-usa.com X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Mike_Carson_Dec2000\Notes Folders\Sent X-Origin: Carson-M X-FileName: mcarson2.nsf ---------------------- Forwarded by Mike Carson/Corp/Enron on 09/13/2000 10:55 AM --------------------------- To: "'Scott Sanders'" , "'Besch'" , "'Carson'" , "'Gretchen Cordill'" cc: bcc: Subject: NU joke > A Kansas State Wildcat fan used to amuse > himself by scaring every > > > Nebraska fan he would see strutting down the side of the road in their > > > obnoxious red and white colors. He would swerve his van as if to hit > > > them, and then he would swerve back on the road just before hitting > > > them. > > > > > > One day, as the van driver was driving along, he saw a priest. He > > > thought he would do a good deed and pulled the van over. He asked the > > > priest, "Where are you going, Father?" "I'm going to give Mass at St. > > > Joseph's Church, about five miles down the road," replied the priest. > > > > > > "No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in!" The priest > > > climbed > > > into the passenger seat, and the van continued down the road. > > > Suddenly, > > > the driver saw a Nebraska fan strutting down the road, and > > > instinctively, > > > he swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, just in time, he swerved > > > back > > > to the road, narrowly missing the guy. > > > > > > Even though he was certain he missed the guy, he still heard a loud > > > "THUD." Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in > > > his mirrors, but he didn't see anything. > > > > > > He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and > > > said, "I'm sorry, Father. I almost hit that Nebraska fan." "That's > > > OK," replied the priest. "I got him with the door."