Message-ID: <17846934.1075853117227.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Mon, 22 Oct 2001 14:30:10 -0700 (PDT) From: mcook@pdq.net To: michelle.cash@enron.com Subject: Fw: Be careful...this one is true! Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: "Melissa \(pdq\)" @ENRON X-To: Cash, Michelle X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \MCASH (Non-Privileged)\Cash, Michelle\Deleted Items X-Origin: Cash-M X-FileName: MCASH (Non-Privileged).pst ----- Original Message ----- From: "gregorys" To: "wendy koy" ; "Theresa, etc. at home" ; "Tammy&Jay Vyas" ; "Suzanne Hanse" ; "Stewart Lee" ; "Steve Brandon" ; "Steph & Paul" ; "Scott McGuirt" ; "Scott Bayens" ; "Rosemary Vaselaides" ; "Rebecca Thibodeaux" ; "Patrice Wood" ; "Missy Boone" ; "Melissa Cook" ; "Matt Dexter" ; "Mary Casas" ; "Marty Hajovsky" ; "Marla Riedel" ; "Leslie Jandrain" ; "Lee Ann Hill" ; "Kyle Von Eiff" ; "Kristin Hedrick" ; "Kim Abati" ; "Kevin Ormand" ; "Kelly MAC" ; "Kelly Gregory" ; "Kati Naess" ; "John & Kelly Griffin" ; "Janine Lee" ; "Harry Jukes" ; "Gloria Hill" ; "Ethan Burke" ; "Devon & Thom" ; "Debbie Ritter" ; "Dawn Lawrence" ; "Courtney & Mark Saldivar" ; "Clay Carsner" ; "Chris Hergesell" ; "Chris Gore" ; "Bill Burge" ; "Andrew Cochran" ; "Andrea Piro" ; "Adam Brown" Sent: Sunday, October 21, 2001 11:11 PM Subject: Be careful...this one is true! > Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. > > CIA intelligence reports that a major plot is planned for that day. > > Anyone who takes a poop on the 28th will be bitten on the ass by an > alligator. Reports indicate that organized groups of alligators are > planning to rise up into unsuspecting American's toilet bowls and bite > them when they are doing their dirty business. > > I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this information from > a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin is > dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this lady > whose > husband buys hot dogs from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy who shines > the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer sells > drugs to another mailroom worker who works in the CIA building. He > apparently overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about alligators > and came to the conclusion that we are going to be attacked. > So it must be true.