Message-ID: <11650062.1075861234886.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Tue, 27 Nov 2001 06:05:29 -0800 (PST) From: patricia.villalobos@enron.com To: k..longoria@enron.com, ashley.worthing@enron.com, anil.chandy@enron.com, ryan.staub@enron.com, frank.cernosek@enron.com, cory.williams@enron.com, jason.panos@enron.com, dana.davis@enron.com Subject: Achieve 103% Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Villalobos, Patricia X-To: Longoria, Jennifer K. , Worthing, Ashley , Chandy, Anil , Staub, Ryan , Cernosek Jr., Frank , Williams, Cory , Panos, Jason , Davis, Dana , 'josie_futral@hotmail.com', 'pam58pam@hotmail.com' X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \DDAVIS (Non-Privileged)\Davis, Dana\Deleted Items X-Origin: Davis-D X-FileName: DDAVIS (Non-Privileged).pst We have all been to those meetings where someone wants "more than 100%." >Well here's how you do that. Here's how you can achieve 103%. First of >all, here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future. How >does one achieve 100% in LIFE? Begin by noting the following. > >IF : > >A = 1 >B = 2 >C = 3 >D = 4 >E = 5 >F = 6 >G = 7 >H = 8 >I = 9 >J = 10 >K = 11 >L = 12 >M = 13 >N = 14 >O = 15 >P = 16 >Q = 17 >R = 18 >S = 19 >T = 20 >U = 21 >V = 22 >W = 23 >X = 24 >Y = 25 >Z = 26 > > >Then: > >H A R D W O R K = >8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = Only 98% > >Similarly, > >K N O W L E D G E = >11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = Only 96% > >But interesting (and as you'd expect), > >A T T I T U D E = >1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%..... This is how you achieve 100% in LIFE. > >But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT TO NOTE (or REALIZE), is > >B U L L S H I T = >2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% > >So now you know what all those high-priced consultants, upper >management, and motivational speakers really mean when they want to >exceed 100%!