Message-ID: <31436666.1075851578778.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Fri, 26 Oct 2001 10:26:39 -0700 (PDT) From: veronica.medrano@enron.com To: angelic.davis@enron.com, dana.davis@enron.com, lisa.kang@enron.com, tammy.barta@enron.com Subject: FW: Police Officer / joke Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ANSI_X3.4-1968 Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable X-From: Medrano, Veronica X-To: Davis, Angelic , Davis, Dana , Kang, Lisa , Barta, Tammy X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \DDAVIS (Non-Privileged)\Inbox X-Origin: DAVIS-D X-FileName: DDAVIS (Non-Privileged).pst > >A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following > >exchange: > >Officer: > >May I see your driver's license? > >Driver: > >I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. > >Officer: > >May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? > >Driver: > >It's not my car. I stole it. > >Officer: > >The car is stolen? > >Driver: > >That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in > the > >glove box when I was putting my gun in there. > >Officer: > >There's a gun in the glove box? > >Driver: > >Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who own= s > > >this car and stuffed her in the trunk. > >Officer: > >There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? > >Driver: > >Yes, sir. > >Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was > >quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to > >handle the tense situation: > >Captain: > >Sir, can I see your license? > >Driver: > >Sure. Here it is. > >It was valid. > >Captain: > >Who's car is this? > >Driver: > >It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card. > >The driver owned the car. > >Captain: > >Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it= ? > > >Driver: > >Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. > >Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. > >Captain: > >Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in > it. > > > >=7F > >Driver: > >No problem. > >Trunk is opened; no body. > >Captain: > >I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you > >didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and tha= t > > >there was a dead body in the trunk. > >Driver: > >Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too > > > >=7F > > > >=7F > > _____ > > Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at > >