Message-ID: <32804308.1075853950786.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Mon, 9 Oct 2000 02:42:00 -0700 (PDT) From: dana.davis@enron.com To: charles200064@aol.com Subject: FW: Choking!!! Sorry this is just too funny not to pass along! Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Dana Davis X-To: Charles200064@aol.com X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Dana_Davis_Dec2000\Notes Folders\Sent X-Origin: Davis-D X-FileName: ddavis2.nsf Subject: FW: Choking!!! Sorry this is just too funny not to pass along! > Choking-what to do? > > Two cowboys from Texas walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust > from their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking their beers and > talking > quietly about cattle prices. > > Suddenly, a woman at a table behind them, who had been eating a > sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that > she is in real distress, and the cowboys turn to look at her. > > " Kin ya swaller?" asks one of the Texans. The woman shakes her head. > > " Kin ya breathe?" asks the other. The woman, beginning to turn a bit > blue shakes her head again. > > The first cowboy walks over to her, lifts up the back of her skirt, > yanks down her panties, and slowly runs his tongue from the back of her > thigh,up her buttock, and up to the small of her back. This shocks the > woman > to the point that with a violent spasm, the obstruction flies out of her > mouth, and she begins to breathe again. > > The cowboy walks back over to the bar and takes a pull on his beer. > > His partner says, " Ya know, I'd heard of that there 'hind lick' > maneuver, but I never seen anybody do it." > > >