Message-ID: <30002330.1075855473996.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Wed, 22 Nov 2000 02:36:00 -0800 (PST) From: kenneth.shulklapper@enron.com To: matthew.lenhart@enron.com, jay.reitmeyer@enron.com, tori.kuykendall@enron.com, frank.ermis@enron.com Subject: Fwd: FW: the Presidential Clock Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Kenneth Shulklapper X-To: Matthew Lenhart, Jay Reitmeyer, Tori Kuykendall, Frank Ermis X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Frank_Ermis_Dec2000\Notes Folders\All documents X-Origin: Ermis-F X-FileName: fermis.nsf ---------------------- Forwarded by Kenneth Shulklapper/HOU/ECT on 11/22/2000 10:33 AM --------------------------- "Kenneth Shulklapper" on 11/22/2000 10:25:22 AM To: kenneth.shulklapper@enron.com, David.aronica@Sun.COM, kal24@cornell.edu, michael.j.de.la.cruz@intel.com cc: Subject: Fwd: FW: the Presidential Clock >From: "Okieffe, Jay" >To: "Biria St.John (E-mail)" , "Charles Cooper >(E-mail)" , "Ethan Sullivan (E-mail)" >, "Gregg Spiro (E-mail)" >, "Houston Bowles (E-mail)" >, "Kenny Schulklapper (E-mail)" >, "Travis St. Peter (E-mail)" > >Subject: FW: the Presidential Clock >Date: Wed, 22 Nov 2000 10:12:28 -0600 > >Good one... > > > >Our good buddy Bill Clinton was assigned a new intern named Sally. Being >the >polite gentleman he is, Bill went to visit Sally and ask her if she needed >any questions answered. She said no, so Bill asked, "Have you seen the >presidential clock yet?" > >Sally replied, "I haven't even heard of the presidential clock." > >Bill then replied, "Well let's go to my office, so I can show it to you." > >Sally was a little taken aback, and she stated, "With all the problems >you've had lately, I don't think we should." > >Then Bill said, "Ahh, it's just a clock and I promise I won't try >anything." > >Sally then agrees to go with him. > >Bill leads her to the Oval Office, shuts and locks the door behind them and >then drops his pants to the floor. Sally is flabbergasted and says, "Mr. >President, that is the presidential cock, not the presidential clock." > >Bill looks at her and says, "Sally, by my definition, if you put two hands >and a face on it, it's a clock." > > > ______________________________________________________________________________ _______ Get more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer download : http://explorer.msn.com