Message-ID: <16646986.1075854172408.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Fri, 4 Feb 2000 09:03:00 -0800 (PST) From: daren.farmer@enron.com To: tjfarmer@juno.com Subject: FW: Whose Needs???????? Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Daren J Farmer X-To: tjfarmer@juno.com X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Darren_Farmer_Dec2000\Notes Folders\'sent mail X-Origin: Farmer-D X-FileName: dfarmer.nsf ---------------------- Forwarded by Daren J Farmer/HOU/ECT on 02/04/2000 05:02 PM --------------------------- Stacey Neuweiler 02/04/2000 08:16 AM To: Edward D Gottlob/HOU/ECT@ECT, Daren J Farmer/HOU/ECT@ECT, Gary A Hanks/HOU/ECT@ECT, Earl Tisdale/HOU/ECT@ECT cc: Subject: FW: Whose Needs???????? > PERFECT!!!!!!!!! > > ** Proprietary ** > > A husband and wife are getting all snugly > > > in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says > "I > > > don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." The husband says > > > "WHAT??" The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her > > emotional > > > needs as a Woman. The husband realizes that nothing is going to > > happen > > > tonight and he might as well deal with it. > > > > > > So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big > department > > > store. He walks around and has her try on three very expensive > > outfits. > > > She can't decide. He tells his wife to take all three of them. > Then > > > they go over and get matching shoes worth $100 each. > > > And then they go to the Jewelry Dept. where she gets a set of > > diamond > > > ear rings. The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband has > flipped > > > out-but she does not care. > > > She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband says "but you don't > > even > > > play tennis, but OK if you like it then let's get it." The wife is > > > jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe what is > going > > on. > > > She says "I am ready to go, lets go to the cash register." > > > The husband stops and says, "No, honey I don't feel like buying > all > > > this stuff now" > > > The wife's face goes blank. He says "Honey - I just want you to HOLD > > > this stuff for a while." The look on her face is indescribable and > she > > > is about to explode and the husband says, > > > > > > "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a Man." > > > > > > >