Message-ID: <33232535.1075842459611.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Fri, 21 Jul 2000 02:57:00 -0700 (PDT) From: drew.fossum@enron.com To: rlfossum@mato.com Subject: FW: Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ANSI_X3.4-1968 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Drew Fossum X-To: rlfossum@mato.com X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Drew_Fossum_Dec2000_June2001_1\Notes Folders\Discussion threads X-Origin: FOSSUM-D X-FileName: dfossum.nsf You guys should enjoy this--especially the last one. Reed, you never called back you wimpy Pantani butt pirate. I've got a big case settling and am more likely going to have a shot at blasting out for a couple days of fishing. Let me know whether fishing is worth a shit out there. DF ---------------------- Forwarded by Drew Fossum/ET&S/Enron on 07/21/2000 09:51 AM --------------------------- "Baird, Kate" on 07/19/2000 10:09:35 AM To: "Drew Fossum [Drew_Fossum@enron.com] (E-mail)" , "Steve Egert (E-mail)" , "Oyola, Jennie" , "Graham, Curt" , "Stone, Jud" cc: Subject: FW: Keep reading, some of these are really funny!?And the last one is great! ? ----- Original Message ----- Subject: Fw: > These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken > down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of > staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place: > > -------------------------------------------------------- > > Q: What is your date of birth? > A: July fifteenth. > Q: What year? > A: Every year. > > ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > > Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? > A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. > > ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > > Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? > A: Yes. > Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? > A: I forget. > Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've > forgotten? > > ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > > Q: How old is your son, the one living with you? > A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. > Q: How long has he lived with you? > A: Forty-five years. > > ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > > Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke > that morning? > A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" > Q: And why did that upset you? > A: My name is Susan. > > ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > > Q: And where was the location of the accident? > A: Approximately milepost 499. > Q: And where is milepost 499? > A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500. > > ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > > Q: Sir, what is your IQ? > A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think. > > ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > > Q: Did you blow your horn or anything? > A: After the accident? > Q: Before the accident. > A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it. > > ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > > Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or > the occult? > A: We both do. > Q: Voodoo? > A: We do. > Q: You do? > A: Yes, voodoo. > > ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > > Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue > lights flashing? > A: Yes. > Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car? > A: Yes, sir. > Q: What did she say? > A: What disco am I at? > > ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > > Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he > doesn't know about it until the next morning? > > ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > > Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he? > > ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > > Q: Were you present when your picture was taken? > > ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > > Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August eighth? > A: Yes. > Q: And what were you doing at that time? > > ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > > Q: She had three children, right? > A: Yes. > Q: How many were boys? > A: None. > Q: Were there any girls? > > ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > > Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement? > A: Yes. > Q: And these stairs, did they go up also? > > ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > > Q: How was your first marriage terminated? > A: By death. > Q: And by whose death was it terminated? > > ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > > Q: Can you describe the individual? > A: He was about medium height and had a beard. > Q: Was this a male, or a female? > > ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > > Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition > notice which I sent to your attorney? > A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. > > ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > > Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? > A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. > > +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > > Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to? > A: Oral. > > ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > > Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? > A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. > Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time? > A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an > autopsy. > > +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > > Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? > > ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > > Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a > pulse? > A: No. > Q: Did you check for blood pressure? > A: No. > Q: Did you check for breathing? > A: No. > Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began > the autopsy? > A: No. > Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? > A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. > Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless? > A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing > law somewhere.