Message-ID: <1487873.1075855740753.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Fri, 22 Sep 2000 05:32:00 -0700 (PDT) From: randall.gay@enron.com To: george.smith@enron.com Subject: Etiquette - rerun Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Randall L Gay X-To: George Smith X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Randall_Gay_Dec2000\Notes Folders\Discussion threads X-Origin: Gay-R X-FileName: rgay.nsf ---------------------- Forwarded by Randall L Gay/HOU/ECT on 09/22/2000 12:23 PM --------------------------- Enron North America Corp. From: Kenneth Shulklapper 09/21/2000 10:20 AM To: Randall L Gay/HOU/ECT@ECT cc: Subject: Etiquette - rerun ---------------------- Forwarded by Kenneth Shulklapper/HOU/ECT on 09/21/2000 09:46 AM --------------------------- To: Jay Reitmeyer/HOU/ECT@ECT, Kenneth Shulklapper/HOU/ECT@ECT cc: Subject: Etiquette - rerun ---------------------- Forwarded by Matthew Lenhart/HOU/ECT on 09/21/2000 10:16 AM --------------------------- "Marcantel MM (Mitch)" on 09/21/2000 06:47:47 AM To: "'Matthew.Lenhart@enron.com'" , "'Chad.Landry@enron.com'" cc: Subject: Etiquette - rerun NIce Man! Especially #10 Blowjob Etiquette For Men, From Women: > > 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. > > > > 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. > > > > 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you > > saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's > > face. > > > > 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. > > > > 5. My ears are NOT handles. > > > > 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of > > my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And > > additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? > > > > 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK > > to fart. > > > > 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer > > week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I > > feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated > > to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. > > > > 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked > > on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go > > jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. > > > > 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my > > teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked it" for you. > > > > 11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games > > immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you > > would like my behavior to be repeated in the future. > > > > 12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not > > to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy > > the moment and be happy that we're good at it. See also > > rule #2 about gratitude. > > > > 13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't > > care about the protein content. > > > > 14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV. > > > > 15. When you hear your friends complain about how they > > don't get blowjobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. > > It is inappropriate to either sympathize or brag.