Message-ID: <16217930.1075853838193.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Thu, 27 Apr 2000 09:51:00 -0700 (PDT) From: chris.germany@enron.com To: mgermany@ch2m.com Subject: RE: Hallmark cards you'll NEVER see! Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Chris Germany X-To: mgermany@CH2M.com X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Chris_Germany_Dec2000\Notes Folders\'sent mail X-Origin: Germany-C X-FileName: cgerman.nsf > > > > > > > Hallmark cards you'll NEVER see! > > > > *"Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your > wife." > > *"How could two people as beautiful as you have such an ugly baby?" > > *"I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. > > After having met you, I've changed my mind." > > *"I must admit, you brought Religion in my life. I never believed in > Hell > > until I met you." > > *"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help > but > > wonder: What the fuck was I thinking?" > > *"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to > ruin > > it for me." > > *"If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope it's your sister." > > *"As you grow older, Mom, I think of all the gifts you've given me. > > Like the need for therapy!!" > > *"Thanks for being a part of my life! I never knew what evil was > before > > this!" > > *"Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would like to take > this > > knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again." > > *"Someday I hope to get married, but not to you." > > *"Happy Birthday! You look great for your age...almost life-like! > > *"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. > > Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise." > > *"We have been friends for a very long time -- what do you say we call > it > > quits?" > > *"I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here." > > *"Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. > > Did you ever find out who the father was?" > > *"You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and > there > was > > only one life jacket, I'd miss you heaps and think of you often." > > *"Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday > so > > we're having you put to sleep." > > *"Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!!" (available only in Arkansas, West > > VA,Tennessee, Alabama, Georgia-Oh Hell, lets just say all states south > of > > Maryland) >> > > > > > > > >