Message-ID: <23106556.1075853846169.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Thu, 9 Mar 2000 09:04:00 -0800 (PST) From: chris.germany@enron.com To: ingrid.immer@williams.com Subject: New proven method Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Chris Germany X-To: ingrid.immer@williams.com X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Chris_Germany_Dec2000\Notes Folders\'sent mail X-Origin: Germany-C X-FileName: cgerman.nsf Look a funny! > A new method! > >> > >> HOW TO BATHE THE CAT > >> >> > > >> >> >1 Thoroughly clean the toilet. > >> >> > > >> >> >2 Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and > >> have > >> >both > >> >> >lids lifted. > >> >> > > >> >> >3 Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the > >> >bathroom. > >> >> > > >> >> >4 In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close > >> both > >> >lids > >> >> >(you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). > >> >> > > >> >> >CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, > as > >> his > >> >> >paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find. > >> >> > > >> >> >5 The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the > >> >noises > >> >> >that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. > >> >> > > >> >> >6 Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power > >> wash" > >> >and > >> >> >"rinse" which I have found to be quite effective. > >> >> > > >> >> >7 Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that > there > >> are > >> >no > >> >> >people between the toilet and the outside door. > >> >> > > >> >> >8 Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift > >> both > >> >lids. > >> >> > > >> >> >The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside > >> where > >> >he > >> >> >will dry himself. > >> >> > > >> >> >Sincerely, The Dog > > > > > >