Message-ID: <17165555.1075853693309.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Fri, 12 May 2000 06:20:00 -0700 (PDT) From: chris.germany@enron.com To: molly.johnson@enron.com Subject: A Little Humor Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Chris Germany X-To: Molly Johnson X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Chris_Germany_Dec2000\Notes Folders\All documents X-Origin: Germany-C X-FileName: cgerman.nsf > > > > > >There's an old couple, both in their 80's, on a > >sentimental holiday back to the place where they first > >met. They're sitting in a pub when he says to her > >"Do you remember the first time we had sex together, > >over fifty years ago? We went behind the bar. You > >leaned against the fence and I made love to you from > >behind." > > > > "Yes, she say, "I remember it well." > > > >"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll round there > >again and we can do it for old times sake?" > > > >"Ooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea", > >she answers. > > > >There's a man sitting at the next table listening to > >all this, having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, > >"I've got to see this, two old timers having sex > >against a fence. So he follows them. > > > >They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for > >support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to > >the back of the bar and make their way to the fence. > >The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down > >and the old man drops his trousers. She turns around > >and as she hangs on to the fence, the old man moves > >in. Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex the > >watching man has ever seen. They are bucking and > >jumping like eighteen-year-olds. This goes on for > >about forty minutes. > > > >She's yelling "Ohhh God!" He's hanging on to her hips > >for dear life. This is the most athletic sex > >imaginable. Finally, they both collapse panting on > >the ground. The guy watching is amazed. He thinks he > >has learned something about life that he didn't know. > > > >After about half an hour of lying on the ground > >recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and > >put their clothes back on. The guy, still watching > >thinks, 'That is amazing, he was going like a train. > >I've got to ask him what his secret is.' > > > >As the couple pass, the guy says to them, "That was > >something else, you must have been shagging for about > >forty minutes. How do you manage it? Is there some > >sort of secret?" > > > >"No, there's no secret", the old man says, "except > >fifty years ago that fucking fence wasn't electric." >