Message-ID: <23993583.1075853701559.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Tue, 28 Mar 2000 12:17:00 -0800 (PST) From: chris.germany@enron.com To: marde.driscoll@enron.com Subject: Hallmark cards you'll NEVER see! Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Chris Germany X-To: Marde L Driscoll X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Chris_Germany_Dec2000\Notes Folders\All documents X-Origin: Germany-C X-FileName: cgerman.nsf > Hallmark cards you'll NEVER see! > > *"Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife." > *"How could two people as beautiful as you have such an ugly baby?" > *"I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. > After having met you, I've changed my mind." > *"I must admit, you brought Religion in my life. I never believed in Hell > until I met you." > *"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but > wonder: What the fuck was I thinking?" > *"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin > it for me." > *"If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope it's your sister." > *"As you grow older, Mom, I think of all the gifts you've given me. > Like the need for therapy!!" > *"Thanks for being a part of my life! I never knew what evil was before > this!" > *"Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would like to take this > knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again." > *"Someday I hope to get married, but not to you." > *"Happy Birthday! You look great for your age...almost life-like! > *"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. > Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise." > *"We have been friends for a very long time -- what do you say we call it > quits?" > *"I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here." > *"Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. > Did you ever find out who the father was?" > *"You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was > only one life jacket, I'd miss you heaps and think of you often." > *"Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday so > we're having you put to sleep." > *"Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!!" (available only in Arkansas, West > VA,Tennessee, Alabama, Georgia-Oh Hell, lets just say all states south of > Maryland) >> > > >