Message-ID: <11382563.1075853674024.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Wed, 18 Oct 2000 11:12:00 -0700 (PDT) From: jay.blaine@enron.com To: chris.germany@enron.com Subject: FW: Stressed and Irritated Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ANSI_X3.4-1968 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Jay Blaine X-To: Chris Germany X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Chris_Germany_Dec2000\Notes Folders\All documents X-Origin: Germany-C X-FileName: cgerman.nsf Thought you might need this!!! ??????? FW: FW: Stressed and Irritated Some really good expressions for the STRESSED and IRRITATED: > > 1. "Okay, okay! I take it back.? Unfuck you!!!" > > 2. "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing?!" > > 3. "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" > > 4. "Well this day was a total waste of make-up" > > 5. "Well aren't we a Bloody ray of sunshine?" > > 6. "Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after." > > 7. "Do I look like a Freaking people's person!" > > 8. "This isn't an office.? It's HELL with flourescent lighting" > > 9. "I started out with nothing & still have most of it left" > > 10. "I pretend to work,? they pretend to pay me" > > 11. "YOU!!... off my planet!!!" > > 12. "Therapy is expensive.? Popping bubble plastic is cheap. You choose" > > 13. "Practise random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self control" > > 14. "Errors have been made.? Others will be blamed" > > 15. "And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would be.....?" > > 16. "I'm not crazy.? I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years." > > 17. "Sarcasm is just one more service I offer." > > 18. "Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed" > > 19. "Do they ever shut up on your planet?" > > 20. "I'm not your type.? I'm not inflatable" > > 21. "Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet" > > 22. "Back off!!? You're standing in my aura." > > 23. "Don't worry. I forgot your name too." > > 24. "I just want revenge.? Is that so wrong?" > > 25. "I work 45 hours a week to be this poor." > > 26. "Nice perfume.? Must you marinate in it." > > 27. "Not all men are annoying.? Some are dead." > > 28. "Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality" > > 29. "Chaos, panic and disorder . . . my work here is done." > > 30. "Ambivalent?? Well yes and no." > > 31. "You look like shit.? Is that the style now?" > > 32. "Earth is full.? Go home." > > 33. "Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?" > > 34. "I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert." > > 35. "A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth." > > 36. " You are depriving some village of an idiot."