Message-ID: <31728219.1075853748041.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Sun, 12 Mar 2000 23:11:00 -0800 (PST) From: chris.germany@enron.com To: marde.driscoll@enron.com Subject: RE: New proven method Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Chris Germany X-To: Marde L Driscoll X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Chris_Germany_Dec2000\Notes Folders\Discussion threads X-Origin: Germany-C X-FileName: cgerman.nsf Dear Mom, Let's try this with Beal. Luv Daisy (woof woof) > > > A new method! > > >> > > >> HOW TO BATHE THE CAT > > >> >> > > > >> >> >1 Thoroughly clean the toilet. > > >> >> > > > >> >> >2 Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and > > >> have > > >> >both > > >> >> >lids lifted. > > >> >> > > > >> >> >3 Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards > the > > >> >bathroom. > > >> >> > > > >> >> >4 In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close > > >> both > > >> >lids > > >> >> >(you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). > > >> >> > > > >> >> >CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the > edge, > > as > > >> his > > >> >> >paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find. > > >> >> > > > >> >> >5 The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind > the > > >> >noises > > >> >> >that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. > > >> >> > > > >> >> >6 Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a > "power > > >> wash" > > >> >and > > >> >> >"rinse" which I have found to be quite effective. > > >> >> > > > >> >> >7 Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that > > there > > >> are > > >> >no > > >> >> >people between the toilet and the outside door. > > >> >> > > > >> >> >8 Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift > > >> both > > >> >lids. > > >> >> > > > >> >> >The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run > outside > > >> where > > >> >he > > >> >> >will dry himself. > > >> >> > > > >> >> >Sincerely, The Dog > > > > > > > > > > >