Message-ID: <20559752.1075853782990.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Wed, 21 Jun 2000 00:56:00 -0700 (PDT) From: jim.homco@enron.com To: meredith.mitchell@enron.com, chris.germany@enron.com Subject: THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE! Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Jim Homco X-To: Meredith Mitchell, Chris Germany X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Chris_Germany_Dec2000\Notes Folders\Personal X-Origin: Germany-C X-FileName: cgerman.nsf ---------------------- Forwarded by Jim Homco/HOU/ECT on 06/21/2000 07:56 AM --------------------------- Chad Gronvold 06/20/2000 04:23 PM To: Jim Homco/HOU/ECT@ECT cc: Subject: THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE! SIGNS ON BATHROOM WALLS Friends don't let friends take home ugly men -------Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" its "Hi, how are you?" -------Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit. -----Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, N. Carolina A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. -------Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas,Texas Express Lane: Five beers or less. -Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA You're too good for him. -Sign over mirror Women's room, Ed Debevics, Beverly Hills, CA No wonder you always go home alone. -Sign over mirror in Men's room, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open. -------Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL If you voted for Clinton in the last election, you can't take a dump here. Your asshole is in Washington. -------Men's room Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, Washington Beauty is only a light switch away. -------Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. -------Armand's Pizza, Washington, D.C. Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. -------Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands. -------Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY