Message-ID: <17164342.1075853795844.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Tue, 25 Jul 2000 03:43:00 -0700 (PDT) From: chris.germany@enron.com To: vernon.mercaldo@enron.com Subject: FW: Enron Press Release Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Chris Germany X-To: Vernon Mercaldo X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Chris_Germany_Dec2000\Notes Folders\Sent X-Origin: Germany-C X-FileName: cgerman.nsf Very funny Thought y'all would enjoy this one!!! Hey... I'm thinking about having my personal "send off party" this Saturday Night around 9-10 pm at Dean's downtown. I'm having problems getting my e-mail address book set-up, so I may need your help in spreading the word. Married folks with kids... get a baby sitter!!! > FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE > ----------------------- > >Today Enron and Hades announced a definitive energy services agreement said >to be worth an estimated $666 Trillion. In the deal, Enron will provide >both gas and electric commodities to Hades' facilities throughout and under >North America. John D. Rockefeller, former CEO of energy monopolist >Standard Oil, is now head of Hades' energy management division. Said >Rockefeller, "Obviously Hell has significant heating demands. While >eternal >flames are a great idea in concept, they require vast and reliable fuel >resources. Enron was the only supplier willing to make a deal with my >boss, >and, as a former monopolist, I just like the way they do business." > > A spokesperson for Enron said the two cultures were able to work easily >together during negotiations. According to the company, "The deal fits >both >companies exceptionally well. With Hades' ability to attract and >retain new customers, we see this as a fabulous growth opportunity for >millennia to come." According to several energy industry insiders, Hades' >high heating demand with very little need for summer air conditioning make >it a very attractive energy portfolio addition. > >Hades is a multinational corporation with millions of sites worldwide and >approximately 173 quintillion customers. The entity boasts sustained high >growth rates over the last two thousand years. > > Enron is one of the world's leading energy and communications companies. >The company owns approximately $37 billion in energy and communications >assets. Enron ranks in the top quarter of Fortune's "Best 100 Companies to >Work For if You Can Keep A Job There and Don't Mind Working 80 Hours A >Week," and is among the most respected corporations in America, as ranked >by >customers with respect-us-or-get-curtailed clauses in their energy supply >contracts. > > > > ________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com PG&E National Energy Group and any other company referenced herein that uses the PG&E name or logo are not the same company as Pacific Gas and Electric Company, the regulated California utility. Neither PG&E National Energy Group nor these other referenced companies are regulated by the California Public Utilities Commission. Customers of Pacific Gas and Electric Company do not have to buy products from these companies in order to continue to receive quality regulated services from the utility.