Message-ID: <15911817.1075853801347.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Wed, 17 May 2000 02:06:00 -0700 (PDT) From: chris.germany@enron.com To: judy.townsend@enron.com, scott.goodell@enron.com Subject: FW: Fw: Just the facts Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Chris Germany X-To: Judy Townsend, Scott Goodell X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Chris_Germany_Dec2000\Notes Folders\Sent X-Origin: Germany-C X-FileName: cgerman.nsf > Subject: FW: Fw: Just the facts > > > > For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. > For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning. > For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control. > The following came from an anonymous mother in Austin, TX (poor woman) > Things I've learned from my children (Honest and No Kidding): > 1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2,000 sq foot > house 4 inches deep. > 2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with > roller blades, they can ignite, > 3. A 3-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded > restaurant. > 4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong > enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a superman > cape. It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a > 20X20 foot room. > 5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. > When using the ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few > times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. > 6. The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit > by a ceiling fan. > 7. When you hear the toliet flush and the words "Uh-oh", it's already > too late. > 8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it. > 9. A six-year-old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a > 36-year-old man says they can only do it in the movies. A magnifing glass > can start a fire even on an overcast day. > 10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a > four-year-old. > 11. Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence. > 12. Super glue is forever. > 13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't > walk on water. > 14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O. > 15. VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show > they do. > 16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. > 17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving. > 18. You probably do not want to know what that odor is. > 19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not > like ovens. > 20. The fire department in Austin has a 5 minute response time. > 21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms > dizzy. > It will however make cats dizzy and cats throw up twice their body weight > when dizzy. > >