Message-ID: <21514562.1075854423548.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Fri, 13 Oct 2000 02:38:00 -0700 (PDT) From: darron.giron@enron.com To: dgiron1@pdq.net Subject: Fw: This Is the Captain Speaking Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Darron C Giron X-To: dgiron1@pdq.net X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Darron_Giron_Jun2001\Notes Folders\'sent mail X-Origin: Giron-D X-FileName: dgiron.nsf ---------------------- Forwarded by Darron C Giron/HOU/ECT on 10/13/2000 09:38 AM --------------------------- "hollyw" on 10/12/2000 03:41:28 PM To: "Sheri Thomas" , "Raymond Paterson" , "Lori Horrocks" , "Len" , "KRISTI GIRON" , "John Schmitz" , "Jim Miller" , "Janine Gregor" , "Gregor, Lynn C" , "Diego Gotthelf" , "Debbie Hall" , "Darron C Giron" cc: Subject: Fw: This Is the Captain Speaking ----- Original Message ----- From: "Warren, Stacy" To: "Ugly Boo (E-mail)" Sent: Thursday, October 12, 2000 10:27 AM Subject: FW: This Is the Captain Speaking > > > -----Original Message----- > From: Brian & Cyndi Clark [mailto:bcclarks@worldnet.att.net] > Sent: Wednesday, October 11, 2000 8:14 PM > To: Gary Nathanson; Jerry T. Clark; Jim McLatchie; Kim McColley; Lisa > Clark; Lori Coy; Larrry Remmert; Brian Clark > Subject: This Is the Captain Speaking > > > . > > A pilot got on the loudspeaker shortly after takeoff and said to the > passengers, "Folks, welcome aboard flight seven eighty-nine to Cleveland. > We'll be flying at thirty-five-thousand feet, and expect to land in an hour > and a half. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the flight." > > Forgetting to turn off the microphone, he turned to his copilot, yawned, and > said, "Why don't you take over for a while? I'm going to take me a big > healthy shit, and then I'm gonna fuck the brains outta that pretty blonde > flight attendant working in coach." > > His announcement went over the whole plane. The pretty blonde flight > attendant in coach heard this and exclaimed, "Oh my God!" and started > running towards the cockpit. > > An old lady sitting in an aisle seat stopped her and said, "Relax honey, > he's gotta take a shit first." > >