Message-ID: <22668431.1075854377995.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Tue, 25 Jul 2000 07:47:00 -0700 (PDT) From: darron.giron@enron.com To: kristi.giron@cfisd.net Subject: Fw: Woman Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Darron C Giron X-To: kristi.giron@cfisd.net X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Darron_Giron_Jun2001\Notes Folders\Discussion threads X-Origin: Giron-D X-FileName: dgiron.nsf ---------------------- Forwarded by Darron C Giron/HOU/ECT on 07/25/2000 02:47 PM --------------------------- "hollyw" on 07/25/2000 12:23:39 PM To: "Stacy Warren" , "Sheri Thomas" , "Rochelle Smith" , "Robin Janse" , "Lori Horrocks" , "Janine Gregor" , "Debbie Hall" , "Darron Giron" , "Dana Smith" , "Dan Kerr" , "Barbara Denson" cc: Subject: Fw: Woman I dont' shave my legs, and I can't balance a checkbook to save my life.....oh well. ----- Original Message ----- From: To: ; ; ; ; ; Sent: Monday, June 12, 2000 9:28 PM Subject: Woman > > > > > > > > I am a Woman > > > > >> > > > > > > I shave my legs, > > > > >> > > > > > > I sit down to pee. > > > > >> > > > > > > And I can justify any > > > > >> > > > > > > shopping spree. > > > > >> > > > > > > Don't go to a barber, > > > > >> > > > > > > but a beauty salon. > > > > >> > > > > > > Can get a massage, > > > > >> > > > > > > without a hard-on. > > > > >> > > > > > > I can balance the > > > > >> > > > > > > checkbook, > > > > >> > > > > > > can pump my own gas. > > > > >> > > > > > > Can talk to my friends, > > > > >> > > > > > > about the size of my ass. > > > > >> > > > > > > My beauty's a masterpiece, > > > > >> > > > > > > and yes, it takes long. > > > > >> > > > > > > At least I can admit, > > > > >> > > > > > > to others when I'm wrong. > > > > >> > > > > > > I don't drive in circles, > > > > >> > > > > > > at any cost. > > > > >> > > > > > > And I don't have a problem > > > > >> > > > > > > admitting I'm lost. > > > > >> > > > > > > I never forget, > > > > >> > > > > > > an important date. > > > > >> > > > > > > You just gotta deal with it, > > > > >> > > > > > > I'm usually late. > > > > >> > > > > > > I don't watch movies, > > > > >> > > > > > > with lots of gore. > > > > >> > > > > > > Don't need instant replay, > > > > >> > > > > > > to remember the score. > > > > >> > > > > > > I won't lose my hair, > > > > >> > > > > > > I don't get jock itch. > > > > >> > > > > > > And just cause I'm assertive, > > > > >> > > > > > > Don't call me a bitch. > > > > >> > > > > > > Don't say to your friends, > > > > >> > > > > > > Oh yeah, I can get her. > > > > >> > > > > > > In your dreams, my dear, > > > > >> > > > > > > I can do better! > > > > >> > > > > > > Flowers are okay, > > > > >> > > > > > > But jewelry's best. > > > > >> > > > > > > Would you look at my face, > > > > >> > > > > > > Not at my chest! > > > > >> > > > > > > I don't have a problem, > > > > >> > > > > > > with Expressing my feelings. > > > > >> > > > > > > I know when you're lying, > > > > >> > > > > > > You look at the ceiling. > > > > >> > > > > > > Don't call me a girl, > > > > >> > > > > > > A babe or a chick. > > > > >> > > > > > > I am a WOMAN, > > > > >> > > > > > > Get it?! > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > Now, you must forward this to 4 FEMALES > > > > >> > > > > > > or you will have a HORRIBLE streak of bad love life. > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > Not that I believe the above, I just think you > > > > >should > > > > >> > > > > forward this to 4 > > > > >> > > > > > > women so they can laugh too!!! >