Message-ID: <11558760.1075854404821.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Fri, 27 Oct 2000 03:56:00 -0700 (PDT) From: darron.giron@enron.com To: scott_crowell@hotmail.com Subject: [Fwd: Counting Sheep] Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ANSI_X3.4-1968 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Darron C Giron X-To: scott_crowell@hotmail.com X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Darron_Giron_Jun2001\Notes Folders\Sent X-Origin: Giron-D X-FileName: dgiron.nsf I thought you might like this. Do you have a ticket to Chicago yet? I don't think Jenny will have any luck getting hired in Risk. We pretty much rule anyone out without prior experience unless they are internal candidates. However, I have forwarded her resume to Settlements and Volume Management. I think she should get a call from them. How's life in Dallas? Also, what is your new cell number. The Houston Cellular number no longer works. DG ---------------------- Forwarded by Darron C Giron/HOU/ECT on 10/27/2000 10:52 AM --------------------------- Dawn C Kenne 10/27/2000 08:12 AM To: Sheri Thomas/HOU/ECT@ECT, Michelle Bythewood , "derek campbell" , PMDESMAR@earthlink.net, maxnbev@wesnet.com (Max Fledderjohann), "garynkay" , Darron C Giron/HOU/ECT@ECT, kristi.giron@cfisd.net, HeightsHappy@aol.com @ ENRON, "Keeling, Ingelisa" , "B. Kenne" @ ENRON, Eric Wardle/HOU/ECT@ECT, Jason Wolfe/NA/Enron@ENRON, Ed Zajicek cc: Subject: [Fwd: Counting Sheep] ---------------------- Forwarded by Dawn C Kenne/HOU/ECT on 10/27/2000 08:01 AM --------------------------- mafrit@cvtv.net (Marie Fritsche) on 10/27/2000 07:29:06 AM Please respond to mafrit@cvtv.net To: Gary Wilson , "jwbailey@hintonsussman.com" , Tracey Wilson , wesley Fritsche , "tina.vincent@bcminc.com" , Teddy & Frank Gray , "Dawn. C. Kenne" cc: Subject: [Fwd: Counting Sheep] Thought you guys might enjoy this one! M Return-Path: Received: from mta02-srv.alltel.net ([166.102.165.144]) by cvtvweb.cvtv.net (Post.Office MTA v3.1.2 release (PO203-101c) ID# 0-62439U5000L500S0V35) with ESMTP id AAA16416 for ; Tue, 24 Oct 2000 18:35:15 -0500 Received: from arolla.alltel.net ([162.39.81.41]) by mta02-srv.alltel.net (InterMail vM.5.01.01.01 201-252-104) with ESMTP id <20001024234224.LWME20358.mta02-srv.alltel.net@arolla.alltel.net>; Tue, 24 Oct 2000 18:42:24 -0500 Message-Id: <4.3.2.7.0.20001022161157.00aa0bd0@mail.alltel.net> X-Sender: arolla@mail.alltel.net X-Mailer: QUALCOMM Windows Eudora Version 4.3.2 Date: Sun, 22 Oct 2000 16:15:50 -0400 To: cbowen@io.com,ninke@pop.texas.net,jimbabb@hal-pc.org,mafrit@cvtv.net, MarijkeR@aol.com From: Al & Bea Rolla Subject: Counting Sheep Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="=====================_942762==_.ALT" ????????A shepherd was herding his flocks in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand new Jeep Cherokee advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and a YSL tie leaned out of the window and asked our shepherd: "If I can tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?" The shepherd looks at the yuppie, then at his peacefully grazing flock and calmly answers "sure!" The yuppie parks the car, whips out his notebook, connects it to a cell-phone, surfs to a NASA page on the Internet where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system, scans the area, opens up a database and some 60 Excel spreadsheets with complex formulas. Finally he prints out a 150 page report on his hi-tech miniaturized printer, turns round to our shepherd and says: "You have here exactly 1,586 sheep!" "This is correct. As agreed, you can take one of the sheep" says the shepherd. He watches the young man make a selection and bundle it in his Cherokee. Then he says: "If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me my sheep back?" "Okay, why not" answers the young man. "You are a consultant" says the shepherd. "This is correct" says the yuppie, "How did you guess that?" "Easy" answers the shepherd. "You turn up here although nobody called you. You want to be paid for the answer to a question I already knew the solution to. And you don't know shit about my business--? you took my dog." *"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*" *"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"* Eric Watson?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????"I came into this world ENVIRONMENTAL EFFECTS CALIBRATION FACILITY????????????????? ????with nothing and I? Schlumberger Oilfield Services ?????????Phone: 1-281-285-4159???????????still have pretty much ? 2230 Schlumberger St.???????????Alt:?????? 1-281-285-4273???????????? ?????? all of it." Houston, Texas? USA 77023???????????????Fax:????1-281-285-4906 E-MAIL??? Watsone@sugar-land.spc.slb.com *"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*" *"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*"*