Message-ID: <18672751.1075854409211.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Mon, 24 Jul 2000 02:30:00 -0700 (PDT) From: darron.giron@enron.com To: kristi.giron@cfisd.net, dgiron1@pdq.net, cgiron@mindspring.com, smmayers@earthlink.net, scrowell@us.oracle.com, mike.fultz@halliburton.com, dbeckman@bindview.com, dawn.kenne@enron.com, kevin.bosse@enron.com, kyle.lilly@enron.com, phillip.love@enron.com, jackson.logan@enron.com, victor.guggenheim@enron.com, b.palmer@enron.com, mark.ebert@broadwing.com, kwpope@pdq.net Subject: Fw: A little airline humor Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Darron C Giron X-To: kristi.giron@cfisd.net, dgiron1@pdq.net, cgiron@mindspring.com, smmayers@earthlink.net, scrowell@us.oracle.com, mike.fultz@halliburton.com, dbeckman@bindview.com, Dawn C Kenne, Kevin Bosse, Kyle R Lilly, Phillip M Love, Jackson Logan, Victor Guggenheim, B Scott Palmer, mark.ebert@broadwing.com, kwpope@pdq.net X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Darron_Giron_Jun2001\Notes Folders\Sent X-Origin: Giron-D X-FileName: dgiron.nsf ---------------------- Forwarded by Darron C Giron/HOU/ECT on 07/24/2000 09:28 AM --------------------------- "hollyw" on 07/22/2000 03:10:05 PM To: "Sheri Thomas" , "Raymond Paterson" , "Randy Howes" , "Nicol, Gary" , "Lucie Eckersall" , "Lori Horrocks" , "John Schmitz" , "Jim Miller" , "Janine Gregor" , "Jacky Carson" , "Gregor, Lynn C" , "Debbie Hall" , "Darron Giron" , "Dan Kerr" , , "Ben Schulein" , "Ben & Phyllis Tobias" , "Barbara Denson" cc: Subject: Fw: A little airline humor ----- Original Message ----- From: "Warren, Stacy" To: "Getteau, Liz" ; "Allison O'Donnell (E-mail)" ; "Bryan Kile (E-mail)" ; "Drew Berkman (E-mail)" ; "Greg Holles (E-mail)" ; "Jim Henness (E-mail)" ; "Jim McClatchie (E-mail)" ; "Rella Snetsinger (E-mail)" ; "Robert Kile (E-mail)" ; "Rochelle Smith (E-mail)" ; "Roland Schilder (E-mail)" ; "Ron Jones(Work) (E-mail)" ; "Ruth Harper (E-mail)" ; "Shawn Smith (E-mail)" ; "Todd Kelly (E-mail)" ; "Trey Bergman (E-mail)" ; "Ugly Boo (E-mail)" ; "Wanda Harding (E-mail)" Sent: Friday, July 21, 2000 2:30 PM Subject: FW: A little airline humor > > -----Original Message----- > From: Millikin, Leslie > Sent: Friday, July 21, 2000 2:23 PM > To: Warren, Stacy > Subject: A little airline humor > > > My mother sent this to me. Enjoy! > > Southwest Airlines > > A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to > Chicago. > The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and > asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't > big planes have baby planes?" > > The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the > stewardess. > > So the boy asked the stewardess,"If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats > have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" > > The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" > > The boy admitted that this was the case. > > "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because > Southwest always pulls out on time."