Message-ID: <2339438.1075855111335.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Mon, 3 Dec 2001 05:51:02 -0800 (PST) From: c..giron@enron.com To: dgiron1@houston.rr.com Subject: FW: Kids Answers to Science Questions] Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Giron, Darron C. X-To: 'dgiron1@houston.rr.com' X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Darron_Giron_Jan2002_1\Giron, Darron C.\Sent Items X-Origin: Giron-D X-FileName: dgiron (Non-Privileged).pst -----Original Message----- From: "Darnell" @ENRON Sent: Saturday, December 01, 2001 10:58 AM To: Dolly Mitchell; Sharon Wagner; Mary Fate; Darnell Robson; Gayle McAdoo; Linda Newsome; Katie Ferrero; Ray Martin; Roxie Wilcox; Sally Cravey; Sherry Ruppelt; Karen Buschlen; Sonny; Lois Shumate; Romalie Talbert; Gretchen Elson; Sean Mayers; Francine Mayers; Mary McConnell; Trudy Mayers; Jessie Mayers; Clark Mayers; Missy Mayers; Carlos Giron; Kristi Giron; Giron, Darron C.; Yvonne Giron Subject: Fw: Kids Answers to Science Questions] ----- > > > Kids Answers to Science Questions. > > > > > > Q: Name the four seasons. > > A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. > > > > Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to > > drink. > > A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large > > pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. > > > > Q: How is dew formed? > > A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. > > > > Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? > > A: Keep it in the cow. > > > > Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? > > A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water > > tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, > > and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. > > > > Q: What are steroids? > > A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. > > > > Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? > > A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. > > > > Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. > > A: Premature death > > > > Q: What is artificial insemination? > > A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow. > > > > Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.) > > A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax > > and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax > > contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the > > five bowels, A, E, I, O and U. > > > > Q: What is the fibula? > > A: A small lie. > > > > Q: What does "varicose" mean? > > A: Nearby. > > > > Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section" > > A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome. > > > > Q: What does the word "benign" mean? > > A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight. > > Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com