Message-ID: <18337247.1075840563708.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Tue, 29 Jan 2002 04:50:06 -0800 (PST) From: griff@odessapumps.com To: e-mail <.anita@enron.com>, e-mail <.brandi@enron.com>, e-mail <.brian@enron.com>, e-mail <.clayton@enron.com>, e-mail <.damon@enron.com>, e-mail <.dana@enron.com>, e-mail <.donnie/julie@enron.com>, e-mail <.glen@enron.com>, e-mail <.gary@enron.com>, e-mail <.jack@enron.com>, e-mail <.jeff@enron.com>, e-mail <.jennifer@enron.com>, e-mail <.john@enron.com>, john.griffith@enron.com, e-mail <.john@enron.com>, e-mail <.junior@enron.com>, e-mail <.kel@enron.com>, e-mail <.keran@enron.com>, e-mail <.melinda@enron.com>, e-mail <.michelle@enron.com> Subject: FW: Guildelines to Enlightenemnt Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Mike Griffith @ENRON X-To: Anita Schmid (E-mail) , BRANDI WOOD (E-mail) , BRIAN KNIGHTEN (E-mail) , CLAYTON HOWE (E-mail) , DAMON STUARD (E-mail) , DANA RALSTON (E-mail) , DONNIE/JULIE JONES (E-mail) , GLEN LANKFORD (E-mail) , GARY ISRAEL (E-mail) , JACK BOONE (E-mail) , JEFF JONES (E-mail) , JEFF JONES (E-mail 2) , JENNIFER GRIFFITH (E-mail) , JOHN AND ANGIE GRIFFITH (E-mail) , Griffith, John , JOHN PAUL JOINER (E-mail) , JUNIOR RICHARDS (E-mail) , KEL WOOD (E-mail) , KERAN JONES (E-mail) , MELINDA FITTS (E-mail) , MICHELLE ROBINSON (E-mail) X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \ExMerge - Griffith, John\Deleted Items X-Origin: GRIFFITH-J X-FileName: john griffith 6-25-02.PST -----Original Message----- From: Eddie Aaron [mailto:edaaron@texas.net] Sent: Tuesday, January 29, 2002 4:22 AM To: Mike Griffith; John Harris; JModesette@aol.com; Sundy Subject: Fw: Guildelines to Enlightenemnt Sent: Tuesday, January 29, 2002 4:11 AM Subject: FWD: Guildelines to Enlightenemnt > 1. Be a Fundamentalist -- make sure the Fun always comes before the > mental. Realize that life is a situation comedy that will > never be canceled. A laugh track has been provided, and the reason why > we are put in the material world is to get more > material. Have a good laughtsitive twice a day, and that will insure > regularhilarity. > > 2. Remember that each of us has been given a special gift -- just for > entering. So you are already a winner! > > 3. The most powerful tool on the planet today is Tell-A-Vision. That is > where I tell a vision to you, and you tell a vision to me. > That way, if we don't like the programming we're getting, we can change > the channel. > > And Speaking of Channels: Everything I'm telling you is channeled. That > way, if you don't like it, it's not my fault. And > remember, enlightenment is not a bureaucracy. So you don't have to go > through channels. > > 4. Life is like photography. You use the negative to develop. And, no > matter what adversity you face, be reassured: Of > course God loves you -- He's just not ready to make a commitment. > > 5. It is true. As we go through life thinking heavy thoughts, thought > particles tend to get caught between the ears, causing a > condition called truth decay. So be sure to use mental floss twice a > day. And when you're tempted to practice tantrum yoga, > remember what we teach in Swami's Absurdiveness Training class: "Don't > get even, get odd." > > 6. If we want world peace, we must let go of our attachments and truly > live like nomads. That's where I no mad at you, you > no mad at me. That way, there'll surely be nomadness on the planet. And > peace begins with each of us. A little peace here, > a little peace there, pretty soon all the peaces will fit together to > make one big peace everywhere. > > 7. I know great earth changes have been predicted for the future, so if > you're looking to avoid earthquakes, my advice is > simple. When you find a fault, just don't dwell on it. > > 8. There's no need to change the world. All we have to do is toilet > train the world, and we'll never have to change it again. > > 9. If you're looking to find the key to the Universe, I have some bad > news and some good news. The bad news is -- there is > no key to the Universe. The good news is -- it has been left unlocked. >