Message-ID: <7836414.1075840564023.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Mon, 28 Jan 2002 08:51:25 -0800 (PST) From: john.griffith@enron.com To: larry.may@enron.com, craig.taylor@enron.com Subject: FW: Fw: Fw: How About them Cowboys Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Griffith, John X-To: May, Larry , Taylor, Craig X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \ExMerge - Griffith, John\Deleted Items X-Origin: GRIFFITH-J X-FileName: john griffith 6-25-02.PST -----Original Message----- From: "Edwin Fitts" @ENRON Sent: Wednesday, January 23, 2002 11:03 AM To: amyf_lovett@msn.com; ashley@cortex.ama.ttuhsc.edu; becky.hadley@weatherford.com; jberryman@relianceenergyinc.com; rcfitts@attbi.com; jblanton@ev1.net; res0313o@gte.net; jsears@wescops.com; Griffith, John; kcovey@frymulti.com; kemo@apex2000.net; balletstar315@msn.com; kerric30@aol.com; leeroberts@snellingdenton.com; rjfitts@webtv.net; nancyreagan@apex2000.net; osears@hotmail.com; rsfast@yahoo.com; dallaskboy@hotmail.com; smhyden@cableone.com; davidself@excite.com; andersondj@2mawbft.usmc.mil; shop_dog@excite.com; CELESTE1961@aol.com; donnice@swbell.net; coondog41359@yahoo.com; warhorse@cyberport.com; dannyyocham@hotmail.com Subject: Fwd: Fw: Fw: How About them Cowboys > > > Subject: FW: How About them Cowboys > > > > > > > > > > > > Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys & > > > the Taliban? > > > A. The Taliban has a running game. > > > > > > Q. How do the Dallas Cowboys count to 10? > > > A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10. > > > > > > Q. What do the Cowboys & Billy Graham have in common? > > > A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell > > > "Jesus Christ"! > > > > > > Q. How do you keep a Cowboy out of your yard? > > > A. Put up goal posts. > > > > > > Q. Where do you go in Dallas in case of a tornado? > > > A. To Texas Stadium - they never get a touchdown > > > there! > > > > > > Q. What do you call a current Cowboy with a SuperBowl > > > ring? > > > A. A thief. > > > > > > Q. Why doesn't Plano have a professional football > > > team? > > > A. Because then Dallas would want one. > > > > > > Q. Why was Jerry Jones upset when the Cowboys playbook > > > was stolen? > > > A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it. > > > > > > Q. What's the difference between the Cowboys and a > > > dollar bill? > > > A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar. > > > > > > Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV > > > watching the > > > SuperBowl? > > > A. Dallas Cowboys. > > > > > > Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and opossums have in > > > common? > > > A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road. > > > > > > Q. How can you tell when the Dallas Cowboys are going > > > to run the > > > football? > > > A. Emmitt leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes. > > > > > > > > > > >Get more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer download : http://explorer.msn.com Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: Click Here