Message-ID: <15018638.1075840627494.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Wed, 15 Nov 2000 16:20:00 -0800 (PST) From: lillahmay@aol.com To: brian.hille@safeway.com, alex3325@yahoo.com, ogorekbartosz@home.com, ryanb@gosfgiants.com, seinfeld21@mail.com, mark.guzman@enron.com, ehowiemaster@aol.com, lauren@mattandlauren.com, jsanders@albanychamber.com Subject: Fwd: The Golden Telephone Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ANSI_X3.4-1968 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: LillahMay@aol.com X-To: brian.hille@safeway.com, alex3325@yahoo.com, ogorekbartosz@home.com, ryanb@gosfgiants.com, seinfeld21@mail.com, mark.guzman@enron.com, EHowieMaster@aol.com, lauren@mattandlauren.com, jsanders@albanychamber.com X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \mark guzman 6-28-02\Notes Folders\All documents X-Origin: GUZMAN-M X-FileName: mark guzman 6-28-02.nsf Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Return-Path: Received: from rly-za03.mx.aol.com (rly-za03.mail.aol.com [172.31.36.99]) by air-za01.mail.aol.com (v76_r1.23) with ESMTP; Wed, 15 Nov 2000 16:05:40 -0500 Received: from mx02.usbank.com ([156.36.240.14]) by rly-za03.mx.aol.com (v76_r1.19) with ESMTP; Wed, 15 Nov 2000 16:04:03 -0500 Received: from 10.207.4.79 by mx02.usbank.com with SMTP (WorldSecure Server SMTP Relay(WSS) v4.5); Wed, 15 Nov 2000 13:04:26 -0800 X-Server-Uuid: 1e505468-1c7e-11d4-a4f6-0050da14be60 Received: from 10.88.32.240 by ntorccmx01.or.usbc.com with ESMTP ( WorldSecure Server SMTP Relay(WSS) v4.5); Wed, 15 Nov 2000 13:05:23 -0800 X-Server-Uuid: 9fbd4b68-d59c-11d3-ab85-0004ac4c2802 Subject: FW: The Golden Telephone To: christian.c.casebeer@tek.com, andycox815@hotmail.com, kac5575@hotmail.com, erikdietz@yahoo.com, rgenor@hotmail.com, patrick_hallinan@keybank.com, JoeHutchinson@HamptonAffiliates.com, jonesbr@hotmail.com, kauz@terragon.com, charlesk@rosefestival.org, kurtzi@aol.com, LillahMay@aol.com, susan.mcdowell@usbank.com, mcnultyleepatty@sprintmail.com, Matthew.Neff@phs.com, julsandjerry@worldnet.att.net, jpickerd@lsil.com, DPIERCE@TAXANALYSIS.COM, julie.podhora@usbank.com, lrodrigu@pcc.edu, jason.rosario@codesic.com, sandlin@bendcable.com, sandozk@juno.com, katherine.starkovich@usbank.com, joe@dynic.com, woods@pacifier.com, kwoodall@standard.com, Kjzumbo@aol.com X-Mailer: Lotus Notes Release 5.0.3 March 21, 2000 Message-ID: From: karen.mcnulty@usbank.com Date: Wed, 15 Nov 2000 12:50:17 -0800 X-MIMETrack: Serialize by Router on NTZTWREM04/OR/Servers/USB(Release 5.0.5 |September 22, 2000) at 11/15/2000 12:50:19 PM MIME-Version: 1.0 X-WSS-ID: 160C251924528-01-01 X-WSS-ID: 160C25D272423-01-01 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1 GO BEAVS!!!!!!!!!! The Golden Telephone ?A highly recruited high school football player was visiting schools to find the best university for him. His first stop was the University of Washington.? When he got there, Coach Rick Neuheisel immediately picked up a golden telephone.? After talking for several minutes, he said, "Thank you, God" and hung up.? This shocked the young man. He asked the coach what was so special about the golden phone. "Well, ?this phone is a direct line to God.? God tells us whether or not new recruits? would be stars at our university." The athlete asked if he could use the phone to ask God what college he should pick. "Sure, you can!? But it's going to cost you $2,000.? Calling Heaven isn't cheap."? The fellow didn't have that kind of money, so he moved along. His next stop was at the University of Oregon.? Upon entering Coach Mike Bellotti's office, Coach Bellotti immediately picked up a similar golden telephone.? After talking several minutes, he said, "Thank you, God" and hung up.? The boy said, "Hey, I've seen those phones before.? Can I use yours to call God and ask what college I should pick?"? Coach Bellotti said, "Sure, but it's going to cost you $1,000.? Calling Heaven isn't cheap." Again, not having that kind of money, the young man left.? Who would want to live in Eugene anyway? ?His last stop was in Corvallis at Oregon State University.? Upon arrival at the office, Coach Dennis Erickson picked up a golden telephone, talked to God, and said, "Thanks," and hung up. The boy just had to use that phone, so he said, ?"Coach Erickson, I really need to use that golden telephone so I can call God and ask him which college I should choose.? From Washington it was going to cost me $2,000.? From Oregon they wanted $1,000.? So how much will it cost me ?to call Heaven from here at Oregon State?" The coach smiled and said,? "Nothing, son. It's a local call." GO BEAVERS!!! CIVIL WAR IS COMING!!!DUCKS BETTER BEWARE!!!-YOU'RE IN OUR HOUSE!!!! SALSA STADIUM WILL BE ROCKING!!!!!!!!!!!