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Diddy." The Top 12 Signs a Rapper Has Gone Nuts 12> Stopped wearing a sideways baseball cap, and started wearing a tin-foil Napoleon hat. 11> Asks the press and to call him "G. Dubya." 10> Shows up at his next concert wearing a Catholic schoolgirl dress and raps about the cruelty of living under "Da Momma Supe." 9> "All work 'n' no play makez Ice Tray a dull bo-weee. All work 'n' no play makez Ice Tray a dull bo-weee. All work 'n' no play makez Ice Tray a dull bo-weee..." 8> His new video features him prancing around in a Dorothy outfit singing, "Ding, dong, the wi-otch is dead." 7> Now wants to be known as "The Rapper Formerly Known As Simpering Girly Pee-Boy." 6> Overheard telling Jennifer Lopez, "Quit shaking that thing in my face, and go put some clothes on already!" 5> Wears his white do-rag after Labor Day. 4> Produces double album of nothin' but songs about Madeleine Albright's ass. 3> On election day, announced he's switching party affiliation to West Coast. 2> "Help the po-lice, 'cuz it's nice when they're around. We need 'em cuz they protect our town." and Topfive.com's Number 1 Sign a Rapper Has Gone Nuts... 1> "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round! Woah! Yeah!" [ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ] [ Copyright 2001 by Chris White ] ================================================================== NEED SOME POST-TAXDAY PURCHASING POWER? 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