Message-ID: <11045938.1075840735567.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Fri, 27 Oct 2000 07:04:00 -0700 (PDT) From: grace.rodriguez@enron.com To: michael.d.peel@intel.com, paul.v.hartley@intel.com, jeffrey.oh@enron.com, mark.guzman@enron.com Subject: Fwd: Duck/Beaver Joke...ha ha ha! Cc: neil@hrcivil.com, roberts_audrey@hotmail.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ANSI_X3.4-1968 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Bcc: neil@hrcivil.com, roberts_audrey@hotmail.com X-From: Grace Rodriguez X-To: michael.d.peel@intel.com, paul.v.hartley@intel.com, Jeffrey Oh, Mark Guzman X-cc: neil@hrcivil.com, roberts_audrey@hotmail.com X-bcc: X-Folder: \mark guzman 6-28-02\Notes Folders\Notes inbox X-Origin: GUZMAN-M X-FileName: mark guzman 6-28-02.nsf Enjoy...pass it on to your friends (and to Rob)!!! Go DUCKS! Haaaaaaaappy Friiiidaaaaaaaaay!!! ---------------------- Forwarded by Grace Rodriguez/PDX/ECT on 10/27/2000 02:04 PM --------------------------- Subject: Fwd: Duck/Beaver Joke...ha ha ha! >A first grade teacher in?Corvallis explains to her class that she is >a?Beavers fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they too >are?Beaver fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one >little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, >"Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?" > >"Because I'm not a?Beaver's fan," she replied. > >The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a?Beaver's >fan, then who are you a fan of?" > >"I am a?Duck'sfan, and proud of it," Janie replied. > >The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why are you a?Duck's >fan?" > >"Because my mom is a?Duck's fan, and my dad is?Duck's fan, so I'm a >Duck's fan too!" > >"Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "That is no >reason for you to be a?Duck's fan. You don't have to be just like your >parents all of >the time. What if your mom were a moron and your dad were a moron, what >would you be then?" > >"Then ," Janie smiled, "We'd be?Beaver fans."