Message-ID: <24037933.1075860337735.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Mon, 16 Apr 2001 01:03:00 -0700 (PDT) From: lara.leibman@enron.com To: ginger.dernehl@enron.com, maureen.mcvicker@enron.com, mona.petrochko@enron.com, john.neslage@enron.com, lucy.marshall@enron.com, nicole.la@enron.com, janel.guerrero@enron.com, stacey.bolton@enron.com, mary.hain@enron.com Subject: fun one Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Lara Leibman X-To: Ginger Dernehl, Maureen McVicker, Mona L Petrochko, John Neslage, Lucy Marshall, Nicole La, Janel Guerrero, Stacey Bolton, Mary Hain X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Mary_Hain_Aug2000_Jul2001\Notes Folders\All documents X-Origin: Hain-M X-FileName: mary-hain.nsf A married man goes to confessional and he tells the > priest, "I had > an affair with a woman... almost." > > The priest says, "What do you mean almost?" > > The man says, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed > together but > then I stopped." > > The priest replies, "Rubbing together is the same as > putting it > in. You're not to go near that woman again, now say > five Hail > Marys and put $50 in the poor box." > > The man leaves confessional, goes over and says his > prayers, > then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a > moment and > then starts to leave. > > The priest, who was watching him, quickly runs over > to him > and says, "I saw that, you didn't put any money in > the poor box!" > > The man replied, "Well Father, I rubbed up against > it and you > said it was the same as putting it in!